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A cock hocker is the load of semen ejaculated from ones cock.

I blew my cock hocker all over that bitches face.....

cock hocker by Jdhog1975 December 16, 2013

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cock hockey

two beta males sword fighting with their cocks as if they were playing hockey while attempting to sink their puck into the other ones net. usually done under the covers.

Was your friend playing cock hockey with brian crossland today?

cock hockey by brian-crossland January 2, 2010

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Cock Face Hooker

One who gets paid to have someone smack them in the face with a cock.

I seen Melissa last week, she's a cock face hooker.

Cock Face Hooker by Melissa's mom March 10, 2010

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Hockey cock

Hockey cock, when someone’s dick curves to the left or right just underneath the knob.

Lisa: I have such a crush on chad, I wish he could just sleep with me

Ashleigh: idk about that lisa, that chad chud has a hockey cock

Hockey cock by Bingobongobangi August 30, 2026

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hickery dickery dock in this cock

its cold in here

maya why tf is it hickery dickery dock in this cock in here. tf u mean its brick dick in this bitch 👨🏿 ✈️

hickery dickery dock in this cock by maeve baszak December 21, 2025

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cockrocker 3000

Harry Potter's first "broom"

Goyle, "Did you hear? Harry just got a Cockrocker 3000!"

Draco, "I've had one for ages. They really do make all the difference."

cockrocker 3000 by AlyxAnderson October 29, 2007

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cocknockery

Annoying acts perpetrated by cocknockers. Usually, but not always, accompanied by asshattery.

I'm getting tired of your cocknockery. IT ENDS!

cocknockery by Crusher March 31, 2005

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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