cock gobblin 

1. A netherworld creature who, by his very nature eats penises.

2. A general insult implying promiscuity.

1. Where'd my dick go? A fucking cock gobblin must have gotten it in the night!

2. I'm gonna hook up with that bitch, she looks like a cock gobblin!

cock gobblin by John J. October 27, 2004

cock gobblin 

derived from old mystical woodsmen tellings, that explained unexplainable penis disappearances, of a creature conceived when a chicken mates with a gobblin that has an unhealthy appetite for penises. And this creature would sneak into their dwellings after dusk and harvest their penises for a very bland consumption. But in all reality it was just the woodsmen sleepwalking and chopping off each others penises.

Son: "Dad!!! My penis has mysteriously disappeared!!!! What could have caused this to happen?"
Woodsmen: "Son. It must have been a cock gobblin."

cock gobblin by Woodsmen May 25, 2009

cock gobblin 

1) a person who likes to eat gobblin cock

samm is a huge cock gobblin and she also gives good numnumnum

cock gobblin by whitesizzle101 December 26, 2007

knob gobblin' cock monger 

whore; slut; skank.

Dave's wife is a knob gobblin' cock monger.

knob gobblin' cock monger by cjsnickers April 23, 2009

Cock Gobbling 

People who suck major cock good and hard and usually cock gobbling is followed by cum guzzling

You see that new girl? I heard shes a major cock gobbler

I heard your mom is great at cock gobbling

Cock Gobbling by Josh & Devante` January 18, 2009

cock goblin 

1) someone who gobbles the cock
2) a little goblin who resides in the underwear and at night snuggles with the cock.

cock goblin by Gabby June 2, 2003

Cock Goblin 

A small street hooker, normally under 5 foot 1 inch, who has uncanny ability to magnetize cocks around her all times. Characterized by stubby fingers, big head, whorish clothing, and occasionly a greenish tint that may be reaveled when make up wears off when having sex in the shower.

I can't believe you let the cock goblin eat your ass hole Alex.

Cock Goblin by Josh Packer November 3, 2008