cock gobblin

1. A netherworld creature who, by his very nature eats penises.

2. A general insult implying promiscuity.

1. Where'd my dick go? A fucking cock gobblin must have gotten it in the night!

2. I'm gonna hook up with that bitch, she looks like a cock gobblin!

by John J. October 27, 2004

cock gobblin

derived from old mystical woodsmen tellings, that explained unexplainable penis disappearances, of a creature conceived when a chicken mates with a gobblin that has an unhealthy appetite for penises. And this creature would sneak into their dwellings after dusk and harvest their penises for a very bland consumption. But in all reality it was just the woodsmen sleepwalking and chopping off each others penises.

Son: "Dad!!! My penis has mysteriously disappeared!!!! What could have caused this to happen?"
Woodsmen: "Son. It must have been a cock gobblin."

by Woodsmen May 25, 2009

cock gobblin

1) a person who likes to eat gobblin cock

samm is a huge cock gobblin and she also gives good numnumnum

by whitesizzle101 November 26, 2007

knob gobblin' cock monger

whore; slut; skank.

Dave's wife is a knob gobblin' cock monger.

by cjsnickers April 24, 2009