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cock gobblin 

derived from old mystical woodsmen tellings, that explained unexplainable penis disappearances, of a creature conceived when a chicken mates with a gobblin that has an unhealthy appetite for penises. And this creature would sneak into their dwellings after dusk and harvest their penises for a very bland consumption. But in all reality it was just the woodsmen sleepwalking and chopping off each others penises.
Son: "Dad!!! My penis has mysteriously disappeared!!!! What could have caused this to happen?"
Woodsmen: "Son. It must have been a cock gobblin."
cock gobblin by Woodsmen May 25, 2009

cock gobblin 

1) a person who likes to eat gobblin cock
samm is a huge cock gobblin and she also gives good numnumnum
cock gobblin by whitesizzle101 December 26, 2007

knob gobblin' cock monger 

Dave's wife is a knob gobblin' cock monger.

Cock Gobbling 

People who suck major cock good and hard and usually cock gobbling is followed by cum guzzling
You see that new girl? I heard shes a major cock gobbler

I heard your mom is great at cock gobbling
Cock Gobbling by Josh & Devante` January 18, 2009

cock goblin 

1) someone who gobbles the cock
2) a little goblin who resides in the underwear and at night snuggles with the cock.
cock goblin by Gabby June 2, 2003

Cock Goblin 

A small street hooker, normally under 5 foot 1 inch, who has uncanny ability to magnetize cocks around her all times. Characterized by stubby fingers, big head, whorish clothing, and occasionly a greenish tint that may be reaveled when make up wears off when having sex in the shower.
I can't believe you let the cock goblin eat your ass hole Alex.
Cock Goblin by Josh Packer November 3, 2008
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Pee Calculus

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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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