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cock-faced 

1. A state reached by performing a great deal of fellatio. horny; to crave penis.

2. ugly.

3. An adjective meaning homosexual for males.
1. God damn, last night was hot! I was so cock-faced, I must have sucked on that guys dick for 3 hours!

2. Oh shit! Look at that hideous cock-faced bastard!

3. Look at him dancing around like a cock-faced queer.
cock-faced by lancinator May 6, 2009
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Cock-faced 

The condition of bieng so drunk that when trying to explain your drunkenness you mix up the word cocked and shitfaced hence the word...
Tyler said this, "dude i love you this is awesome im so cock-faced right now..."
Cock-faced by Beautifuk yeahhh June 14, 2010

Cock faced shovel monkey. 

Derogatory term to describe a person who is a jobsworth.
What do you mean I can't park there you Cock faced shovel monkey.

Cock faced pig fucker 

It's a pig with a cock on the face and he or she is a fucking liar.

You see its very simple its an explamitive word like the word fuck just not a broad
You cock faced pig fucker get,out of bed.

Shit Faced Cock Master 

Some one who is drunk and sucks cock.
"Terrance, you are such a shit faced cock master"

Shit Faced Cock Juggler 

One who is utterly stupid. A person who really deserves to slip in dogshit and break their neck.
Gabe: Hey did you bring the milk?
Jay: Milk?
Gabe: Yeah the milk.
Jay: Nah mans I forgot it.
Gabe: You are such a shit faced cock juggler now im gonna have to put water in my cereal.

Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher 

someone who likes to suck cock and lick scrotum
i am a Mong-faced Cock-suckling Scrotum-muncher, and I will not be shamed for it anymore. I came out to my parents last week and they said "at least you don't play League of Legends", the look on their faces when i told them i did. i was kicked out the house, but i was allowed to keep my captian levi body pillows.
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