cock custard

Semen.
Cum
Sperm

"I dumped a load of 'cock custard' all over her face!"

by Playa November 25, 2002

Cock Custard

Cum, Jizz, Semen

I shot a huge load of Cock Custard all over that slut last night.

by SpoogeBob CumPants November 23, 2018

Creamy Cock Custard

Human semen, especially when it was been left for a long period of time.

I'm not cleaning your creamy cock custard off the curtains again.

by Web Willy April 7, 2003

Cock in the custard

Placing a risky trade on the stock market

Dave's trying to recover his losses so he's putting his cock in the custard.

by thestig86 November 12, 2012

Custard cock

Custard cock; when a guy has clap he has a custard cock.
Yellow brown and slimy just like custard with a thick layer of skin

"Haha Stuart has clap"
"Urgh custard cock"

by Earl Gamblewood May 28, 2014