cock custard

Semen.
Cum
Sperm

"I dumped a load of 'cock custard' all over her face!"

cock custard by Playa November 24, 2002

Cock Custard

Cum, Jizz, Semen

I shot a huge load of Cock Custard all over that slut last night.

Cock Custard by SpoogeBob CumPants November 23, 2018

Creamy Cock Custard

Human semen, especially when it was been left for a long period of time.

I'm not cleaning your creamy cock custard off the curtains again.

Creamy Cock Custard by Web Willy April 7, 2003

Custard cock 

Custard cock; when a guy has clap he has a custard cock.
Yellow brown and slimy just like custard with a thick layer of skin

"Haha Stuart has clap"
"Urgh custard cock"

Custard cock by Earl Gamblewood May 28, 2014

Custard cock 

Dick cheese

I just got custard cock on my face said Karen and she wiped away the buttery smegma on her mouth from chads dick

Custard cock by Chokesondicks December 8, 2024

Cock in the custard 

Placing a risky trade on the stock market

Dave's trying to recover his losses so he's putting his cock in the custard.

Cock in the custard by thestig86 November 12, 2012