cock crack 

hot chick you can't control yourself around. A drug for your dick. All you wanna do is fuk.

Damn she's a fukin cock crack hottie

cock crack by tycoon November 20, 2006

crack cock

Cock that is so hot, you'd swim nose deep across a river of blood and piss for a fix.

"All the ladies in the LARP are about Bryan's crack cock."
"Does that make them cock goblins?"

crack cock by Natasha Koshka February 22, 2008

crack cock

The unusually flaccid penis a male develops after the consumption of many drugs. This is typically accompanied by (1)frequent trips that the toilet that result in unsuccessful attempts to urinate and (2) inability to arrive at an erection despite being extraordinarily horny (see also blue balls)

A similar phenomenon occurs in females called crack cunt.

"I have crack cock so bad I stood at the urinal for five minutes and only pissed a single drop."

crack cock by ariesjow August 24, 2005

cock the crack 

To place the male reproductive organ into the anus of another.

"Yo Coby, you see that girl over there. I want to cock that crack!"

cock the crack by Dingo February 24, 2003

crack cock

Cock that is so hot, you'd swim nose deep across a river of blood and piss for a fix.

"All the ladies in the LARP are about Bryan's crack cock."
"Does that make them cock goblins?"

crack cock by thesaurus_rex February 22, 2008

Snap Crackle Cock 

Step One: moisten penis with mouth
Step Two: dip penis in pop rocks
Step Three: sip on soda of your choice and hold some in mouth

Step Four: perform felatio

repeat as necessary

"We went through a industrial size pack of pop rocks last night playing Snap Crackle Cock."

"Hey baby wanna snap crackle this Cock!!"

Snap Crackle Cock by Lentastic January 15, 2010

cockcracka 

its when you're majorly ass fucking this B-I-itch and she bends her big ass booty up and your moster cock breaks of in her ass

"Damn bitch! You gave me a motha F*'n cockcracka! Now Ima hafta get me a F*'n mangina!You HO!

cockcracka by e-fizzle May 13, 2005