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cock couch

A couch used to lure up expecting co-eds into sex.
Kouki got torn up on the cock couch!
by Hrrothgarr August 2, 2014
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Couch cock

Couch cock mysteriously happens when you wake up too early in the morning, crawl out of bed and fall back asleep on the couch before morning wood can take effect. Then later waking up on the couch with a full-blown hard on stuck between the couch cushions
Tina I don't know what to do about Barry . He said he couldn't sleep last night and he got up and went downstairs for a drink and fell asleep on the couch and I woke him up this morning to find his walrus tusk stuck between the couch cushions again... I don't know how much longer the cat and I can deal with his damn couch cock. It's making a mess out of the upholstery...
by Fluffy chub January 19, 2017
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couch cock

Couch cock is where your cock and balls are in the reverse order, your balls resting on top of your cock. Couch cock is usually the result of sitting on the couch too much.
Dude I heard Janice has couch cock.

Man he should just kill himself now.
by bluedawg313 April 22, 2008
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Couch Cock

"Couch Cock" is slang for lazy dick during intercourse.
"yo,I was too high to fuck Judy,but i gave her some Couch Cock."
by TerryWanEye August 31, 2019
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cock coach

A woman usually an older and more experenced woman who has sex with a man and teaches him how cto use his cock better in sex.
John's got a cock coach.
by Deep blue 2012 October 2, 2009
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Cocktoucher

Male who loves to grasp the cock in such a way that gives both sender and receiver pure pleasure/excitement/ecstasy.
Kyle Poss is a great example of a cocktoucher.
by Mister Rigght March 26, 2009
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cockdouche

When something is not going good you use this word in vane.
My skateboard is being a cockdouche.
What a fucking cockdouche.
by k-dizzle February 22, 2004
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