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Couch cock
Couch cock mysteriously happens when you wake up too early in the morning, crawl out of bed and fall back asleep on the couch before morning wood can take effect. Then later waking up on the couch with a full-blown hard on stuck between the couch cushions
Tina I don't know what to do about Barry . He said he couldn't sleep last night and he got up and went downstairs for a drink and fell asleep on the couch and I woke him up this morning to find his walrus tusk stuck between the couch cushions again... I don't know how much longer the cat and I can deal with his damn couch cock. It's making a mess out of the upholstery...
Couch cock by Fluffy chub January 19, 2017
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couch cock
Couch cock is where your cock and balls are in the reverse order, your balls resting on top of your cock. Couch cock is usually the result of sitting on the couch too much.
couch cock by bluedawg313 April 22, 2008
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Couch Cock by TerryWanEye August 31, 2019
cock coach
A woman usually an older and more experenced woman who has sex with a man and teaches him how cto use his cock better in sex.
cock coach by Deep blue 2012 October 2, 2009
Cocktoucher
Male who loves to grasp the cock in such a way that gives both sender and receiver pure pleasure/excitement/ecstasy.
Cocktoucher by Mister Rigght March 26, 2009
cockdouche
cockdouche by k-dizzle February 22, 2004
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