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Cock Buffer 

Someone who buffs cock, cleaning every inch of it with their mouth. Not unlike buffing a dirty car.
"I hate that son of a bitch Mike, he is such a cock buffer"
Cock Buffer by Tical January 17, 2005

Cock Buffer 

A hired professional who licks the shit off the dicks of men after a gay orgy.
Jason is such a cock buffer.

Why don't you just go buff a few cocks.

Is there a cock buffer in the house?
Cock Buffer by Bernard Lebowski January 9, 2004

Cock Buffer 

someone who thoroughly enjoys "spit shinning" another males penis.
X0X0Beans (Peterson Beans) is a real cock buffer.
Cock Buffer by UD January 28, 2003

Octopus at the cock buffet 

One who devours an enourmous amount of endless penis in one sitting, making light of the situation availabile in an all you can eat restaurant.
"That girl fucked so many guys last night she was like an octopus at the cock buffet!"

Cock Buffet

When your buddy is acting like a pole licking whore, and it’s getting a bit excessive

(Used in a sentence)

Billy, I didn’t know you were a regular at the Cock Buffet

(Secondary use: only for those who understand the underlying terminology)

Billy, you sure are acting like a fucking regular today
Billy, I didn’t know you were a regular at the Cock Buffet

(Secondary use: only for those who understand the underlying terminology)

Billy, you sure are acting like a fucking regular today
Cock Buffet by OmjimanQ101 May 22, 2026

cockpuffer 

A filthy anal extrusion that attaches itself to the cock of man or shemale and feeds on its gelatinous ejaculate for several days, better known as type 1 De La Paz.
Cockpuffer De La Paz smoked his dad's chubby cock while his mum puffed on my huge dick.