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Cock Bongler 

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Cock Bongler the word used when you dont really know what the fuck to say or when you want to piss your teacher of yell "Cock Bongler" and she/he will shit her pants and run around in circles until some one bitch slaps her/him as know as he-she and then the teachers will shit in her or his mouth
Teacher: Answer these question on a clean sheet of paper

Student: Fuck you you fucking cock bongler

Teacher: Omg i am going to run around in circles till i shit my pants and some one bitch slaps me in the face and the teachers shit in my mouth all kinky like
Cock Bongler by jake oickle December 28, 2007
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cock bongler 

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one who bongles cock

i.e. "bongling" the drums.
nice jacket you cock bongler!
cock bongler by Peniswrinkle December 20, 2007

cock boggler

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one who confuses a cock; a cock being a person, rooster, or penis.
eric b. is such a cock boggler.
cock boggler by jane doe October 18, 2004

cockmongler

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A man who (given opportunity) -will- suck your cock.
I'll suck your cock!
cockmongler by Anonymous December 6, 2004

Cockmongler

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A male/female who can not go more than 20 min within the vicinity of their significant other, without having to touch his dick.
Cockmongler
Cockmongler by Sideburnsmagee February 26, 2010

cockmongler

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the fake name of grinman!
2. a man who grins and mongles a cock!
cockmongler more like grinman@
cockmongler by Zorque October 19, 2006

cockmongler

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One who mongles the cock
Dude, you're such a fucking cockmongler. Now go fuck yourself.
cockmongler by 123 April 18, 2003
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