Cock Bongler

Cock Bongler the word used when you dont really know what the fuck to say or when you want to piss your teacher of yell "Cock Bongler" and she/he will shit her pants and run around in circles until some one bitch slaps her/him as know as he-she and then the teachers will shit in her or his mouth

Teacher: Answer these question on a clean sheet of paper

Student: Fuck you you fucking cock bongler

Teacher: Omg i am going to run around in circles till i shit my pants and some one bitch slaps me in the face and the teachers shit in my mouth all kinky like

by jake oickle December 28, 2007

cock bongler

one who bongles cock

i.e. "bongling" the drums.

nice jacket you cock bongler!

by Peniswrinkle December 20, 2007

cock boggler

one who confuses a cock; a cock being a person, rooster, or penis.

eric b. is such a cock boggler.

by jane doe October 18, 2004

cockmongler

A man who (given opportunity) -will- suck your cock.

I'll suck your cock!

by Anonymous December 6, 2004

Cockmongler

A male/female who can not go more than 20 min within the vicinity of their significant other, without having to touch his dick.

Cockmongler

by Sideburnsmagee February 26, 2010

cockmongler

the fake name of grinman!
2. a man who grins and mongles a cock!

cockmongler more like grinman@

by Zorque October 19, 2006

cockmongler

One who mongles the cock

Dude, you're such a fucking cockmongler. Now go fuck yourself.

by 123 April 18, 2003