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Cock Biter 

A Cock Biter is an explicative, derivative of the term 'Cock Sucker' so termed for increased emphasis, such that where an individual could be termed a Cock Sucker but still be good at sucking cock - alternatively a cock biter is not only one who puts cocks in their mouth, but they are also not doing it right.

As such a cock biter is a failure as a cock sucker, and of the very worst class of all cock suckers.
Caught some fucking Cock Biter on camera cutting my valve stems after smashing my window for a measly 4 bucks in change
Cock Biter by Dark Pariah May 11, 2017
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cock biter 

James you are such a cock biter!
cock biter by GiZiM January 18, 2004

The Great Cock Biter

Also known as the Cocknibbler, or Ibityourdick, this mysterious creature is suspected to dwell within the ethereal realm and is summoned forth occasionally to do it's evil and slutty works.

It is said that if one stands in a darkened room with a mirror, removes the penis from their pants and undergarments, and says the name 'COCK-BITER!' 10 times that it will summon the demon forth.

A famous example of this is when Sir Jonathan Wort summoned forth the beast in 1893 to do fierce battle, which later resulted in his inability to reproduce. This was the last documented siting of The Great Cock Biter, but numerous encounters have been reported through-out the intervening time.
"Dr. Richards I have this strange bite mark on my penis, what do you think it could be from?"

::the doctor leans in to get on eye level with the penis, and holds it closely::

"Ahhh, I think someone has had a recent encounter with The Great Cock Biter, the only known preventative is to cover your junk with hot sauce, hopefully this will ward off the demon, and balance your penal humors."
The Great Cock Biter by World Sage October 23, 2011

cockbite 

According to members of the Red Army, all members of the Blue Army are cockbites. According to members of the Blue Army, all members of the Red Army are cockbites.
"Youuu cockbite!" - Pvt. Dick Simmons
cockbite by Ku Genin June 9, 2003

cockbite 

the word used on the best web site ever that is said to describe an asshole, dickhead, idiot, n00b, or any other stupid person
That O'mally guy is such a cockbite.
Don't be a cockbite, join Blue Army
cockbite by Ha2master September 22, 2005

COCKBITE 

the genetic combination of a rooster and false teeth
number one... that is offensive and....... i am not a cockbite...
COCKBITE by Mung February 19, 2004

Cockbite 

The perfectly diverse insult and/or pet name to call someone out of anger OR love.

The best way I can define it is:
No one likes a cockbite, even if you don't have a cock to bite.. It's the principle.

Sister is being a bitch? What a cockbite.
Boyfriend does something utterly hilarious but also slightly dickies? You're such a cockbite. (But make sure you smile when you say it so he knows that you are joking and mean it out of love!)
Your sister is being a bitch bc she stole your favorite shoes to go get dicked down by dumbass Chad in the Walmarts parking lot? "Dude you are such a fucking a cockbite and I stg I'm beating your ass as soon as mom goes to work.. AND I ALREADY FUCKED CHAD IN LIKE MAY."
Boyfriend does something utterly hilarious but also slightly dick-ish? "Babe you're such an effing cockbite... But you're my favorite cockbite." (But make sure you smile when you say it so he knows that you are joking and mean it out of love!)
Cockbite by Fry-Pie April 9, 2021
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