Is a complete asshole no manners and no respect for women or men. He Jacks off to old men have sex or porn he is the one who will stalk you if you won't have sex with him.
Usually a boy. Super cool, likes to have conversations and talk a lot. Coltans tend to be pretty crazy but totally fun. They are really good singers, and tend to have really cool talents. Coltans are also super cute, smart, and sensitive!
A boy who's age ranges from 11 - 13, who constantly makes highly sexual statements at random times throughout the day. He strongly enjoys the presence of semen and calling people cock mongers.
A large figured man who's appearance resembles a large tomato, he is easily offended and believes everyone is talking about him, he is not smooth with the ladies and often misses out on easy opportunities. Will brag to his friends about false events and hates to admit hes wrong. (sometimes prounounced as Coal Man).
"their were five naked girls in his pool and he didnt get any action"
"wow what a coalman move"
A large figure generally accompanied by an ominous sense of foreboding and a lingering smell of smoke. Has been compared to fuzzy animals, likes making inappropriate jokes about your mother. Synonymous with loyalty and truth.