coaltan 

Is a complete asshole no manners and no respect for women or men. He Jacks off to old men have sex or porn he is the one who will stalk you if you won't have sex with him.

Did you see that coaltan?

Nobody wants to be coaltan!

Stop being a coaltan and just do ii

coaltan by truthless January 27, 2015

Coalton 

Coalton, there’s not many like him and the ones that are, are usually spontaneous and extroverted and also fun to talk to

Hey it’s Coalton

Coalton by CoaltonHill September 23, 2021

Coltan 

Usually a boy. Super cool, likes to have conversations and talk a lot. Coltans tend to be pretty crazy but totally fun. They are really good singers, and tend to have really cool talents. Coltans are also super cute, smart, and sensitive!

That guy is super awesome, he must be a Coltan.

Coltan by Mafrisch January 10, 2012

Coltan 

A boy who's age ranges from 11 - 13, who constantly makes highly sexual statements at random times throughout the day. He strongly enjoys the presence of semen and calling people cock mongers.

"Hey Jim, did u know girls masturbate more than men".

"Dammit you Coltan"!

Coltan by - Silky Johnson August 5, 2008

coalman 

A large figured man who's appearance resembles a large tomato, he is easily offended and believes everyone is talking about him, he is not smooth with the ladies and often misses out on easy opportunities. Will brag to his friends about false events and hates to admit hes wrong. (sometimes prounounced as Coal Man).

"their were five naked girls in his pool and he didnt get any action"
"wow what a coalman move"

coalman by fifteytwo July 17, 2017

Coalton 

An ugly and stupid male. He doesn't know how to treat any women. His penis will generally be too large. Stay away from them.

He is such a coalton. You are acting like a coalton.

Coalton by poopinbasket December 19, 2011

Coltan 

A large figure generally accompanied by an ominous sense of foreboding and a lingering smell of smoke. Has been compared to fuzzy animals, likes making inappropriate jokes about your mother. Synonymous with loyalty and truth.

That Coltan guy is pretty decent, even though he called my mom fat.

Coltan by Marshanic August 31, 2010