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A boy who's age ranges from 11 - 13, who constantly makes highly sexual statements at random times throughout the day. He strongly enjoys the presence of semen and calling people cock mongers.
"Hey Jim, did u know girls masturbate more than men".

"Dammit you Coltan"!
Coltan by - Silky Johnson August 5, 2008
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A large figure generally accompanied by an ominous sense of foreboding and a lingering smell of smoke. Has been compared to fuzzy animals, likes making inappropriate jokes about your mother. Synonymous with loyalty and truth.
That Coltan guy is pretty decent, even though he called my mom fat.
Coltan by Marshanic August 31, 2010
usually a boy but can sometimes be a girl. My best friends name is Coltan and she is a girl. She is sweet, loving, nice, and is the bet person you will ever meet. She has cool talents and is always there for her friends. Any one that is her friend is lucky to know someone like that so if you dont like her your brain is fucked up.
Coltan is lit
Coltan by bust_down_THOTiana June 16, 2019

Dirty Costanza

When you have anal while eating a McRib. Both are such rare occurrences that when they come together it is truly magical.
Johny gave his wife a Dirty Costanza.

John Coltrane 

Quite possible one of the best jazz musicians ever. Played with miles and McCoy Tyner.
Start out with blue trane.
John Coltrane by 10 December 26, 2004

Colton Haynes

Model, actor and, of course, sexiest man alive. Just search a picture of him.
Me: Will you marry me, Colton Haynes?
Colton: No.