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Usually a boy. Super cool, likes to have conversations and talk a lot. Coltans tend to be pretty crazy but totally fun. They are really good singers, and tend to have really cool talents. Coltans are also super cute, smart, and sensitive!
That guy is super awesome, he must be a Coltan.
Coltan by Mafrisch January 10, 2012
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A boy who's age ranges from 11 - 13, who constantly makes highly sexual statements at random times throughout the day. He strongly enjoys the presence of semen and calling people cock mongers.
"Hey Jim, did u know girls masturbate more than men".

"Dammit you Coltan"!
Coltan by - Silky Johnson August 5, 2008
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A large figure generally accompanied by an ominous sense of foreboding and a lingering smell of smoke. Has been compared to fuzzy animals, likes making inappropriate jokes about your mother. Synonymous with loyalty and truth.
That Coltan guy is pretty decent, even though he called my mom fat.
Coltan by Marshanic August 31, 2010
usually a boy but can sometimes be a girl. My best friends name is Coltan and she is a girl. She is sweet, loving, nice, and is the bet person you will ever meet. She has cool talents and is always there for her friends. Any one that is her friend is lucky to know someone like that so if you dont like her your brain is fucked up.
Coltan is lit
Coltan by bust_down_THOTiana June 16, 2019

Dirty Costanza

When you have anal while eating a McRib. Both are such rare occurrences that when they come together it is truly magical.
Johny gave his wife a Dirty Costanza.

John Coltrane 

Quite possible one of the best jazz musicians ever. Played with miles and McCoy Tyner.
Start out with blue trane.
John Coltrane by 10 December 26, 2004

Colton Haynes

Model, actor and, of course, sexiest man alive. Just search a picture of him.
Me: Will you marry me, Colton Haynes?
Colton: No.
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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