fifteytwo's definitions

coalman

A large figured man who's appearance resembles a large tomato, he is easily offended and believes everyone is talking about him, he is not smooth with the ladies and often misses out on easy opportunities. Will brag to his friends about false events and hates to admit hes wrong. (sometimes prounounced as Coal Man).

"their were five naked girls in his pool and he didnt get any action"
"wow what a coalman move"

by fifteytwo July 17, 2017