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A large figured man who's appearance resembles a large tomato, he is easily offended and believes everyone is talking about him, he is not smooth with the ladies and often misses out on easy opportunities. Will brag to his friends about false events and hates to admit hes wrong. (sometimes prounounced as Coal Man).
"their were five naked girls in his pool and he didnt get any action"
"wow what a coalman move"
coalman by fifteytwo July 17, 2017
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Coalman's Valve 

Anal sphincter. Bum hole. Located in close proximity to the "Scrotum of Plenty".
Did you hear that Igor is in hospital? Yep, tried to hurdle a fence and landed awkwardly. Got a fence post right up his Coalman's Valve. The paramedic said it looked like a sore one.
Coalman's Valve by Uncle Urny February 13, 2021

[colman] 

The sweetest, most caring guy in the world. He has a big heart and is extremely smart. He loves all of the people around him so much and he is such an amazing person. You will never meet someone who acts the same as him because he is so different than everyone else. However, when you get to know him, you will love being around him. His laugh and adorable smile makes other people happy, and he always comforts others no matter what their situation is. He truly cares about his family and will always be loyal to those he loves. He is so funny, reliable, talented, romantic, compassionate, and so special. Don’t be surprised if you fall in love with a Colman- he will change your life!
Damn, Colman really is a 10/10!!
[colman] by prettylittlerant May 6, 2019

mr. coolman 

A hipster, scenester, rocker... You know the type. A mediocre part time art student who lives in a loft off his parents money. Dresses like an idiot for the sole purpose to claim he's original. 9/10 wear some tacky ass shoes, top hat, and a sick mustache.
Bars in Williamsburg are pretty tight, except for the abundance of Mr. Coolmans.
mr. coolman by vin dizzle September 25, 2005

Coolman_jim 

Cool jim is cool super jim cool yes cool jim yes cool super Jim yes cool man
Coolman_jim cool cool man man yesnt cool cool yes
Coolman_jim by Bozieker March 5, 2022
colman by Bdjdks June 29, 2016

coolmanfab

Fabian Nogradi (otherwise known as coolmanfab) is a famous CSGO, Fortnite and Project CARS 2 player who has recently moved to Europe. Many people wished they had gone with Fabian to Europe and this article will explain how to do that and join him in Europe.
Coolmanfabby is my coolmandaddy
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