coalminer
A counterstrike player that baits his whole team every round by either faking afk or camping.... and gets clean up kills.
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Coalminer's Lunch
A sexual or sexually educational right of passage in which an obese female pulls apart her buttocks and defecates into a male's mouth, which is pressed against the female's anus. The male proceeds to swish the turd in his mouth until it is liquified, if necessary. Subsequently, the female spreads her legs and the male mounts his lips onto the meat curtains of the female and purges the liquified load of shit into her vagina. Finally, the male punches the fat female in the stomach, precisely below the belly button, and the liquified dump squirts out of the female's vagina.
Yitzach: "I am a man! I had my first coalminer's lunch with Daniella yesterday. I shall remember that day for the rest of my life!"
Bartholemeu: "That sounds swell. Did she spread her cheeks and deliver the turd superbly, and did she squirt a lot?"
Yitzach: "Oh, she squirted alright, and the delivery was perfecto."
Bartholemeu: "That sounds swell. Did she spread her cheeks and deliver the turd superbly, and did she squirt a lot?"
Yitzach: "Oh, she squirted alright, and the delivery was perfecto."
Coalminer's Lunch by zlater237 November 12, 2009
kentucky coalminer
To use the tongue in a shovel like manner to remove shit nuggets from the anal cavity of a man in sexual manner.
the ol' lady was nug pluckin my ass crack and when she came out of my rectal cave she looked like the Kentucky coalminer
kentucky coalminer by dock and door terminology February 26, 2014
brown coalminer
brown coalminer by noshitsherlock! February 22, 2009
Alaskan Coal Miner
When you give a girl a whole lot of laxatives and proceed to fuck her anally.
After you finish, strap on a pair of goggles and wait patiently - face first - in front of her asshole for the ensuing explosion. After she's finished, take off the goggles. You'll look like an Alaskan coal miner!
After you finish, strap on a pair of goggles and wait patiently - face first - in front of her asshole for the ensuing explosion. After she's finished, take off the goggles. You'll look like an Alaskan coal miner!
Alaskan Coal Miner by Coal Digger April 27, 2009
Angry Coal Miner
When doing a girl from behind, you shove your fist in her ass as she is about to orgasm and pull out a chunk of "coal", when she turns around to see what you are doing...you throw it in her face making her look like a coal miner. Gold nuggets (corn) get bonus points!!
Eric gave his girlfriend an Angry Coal Miner last night...man he won't be going down in that hole again anytime soon.
Angry Coal Miner by JMcClure October 23, 2008