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When two people are doing a 69, the person on top takes a shit on the face of the person on bottom. Then the top person leans back, sits on the bottom's face, and moves back and forth to rub the shit all over their face. When the bottom gets up, their face is covered in black, just like a coal miner!
Susie was tired of her boyfriend having all the fun with moves like the bucking bronco and the dirty sanchez. She cooked up a move she could surprise her man with -- the coal miner!
by Bike Curious November 12, 2010
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A counterstrike player that baits his whole team every round by either faking afk or camping.... and gets clean up kills.
Man that kid just pulled a coalminer.......
Way to bait us all coalminer
by jissum210 May 22, 2008
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A counterstrike player that baits his whole team every round by either faking afk or camping.... and gets clean up kills.
Man that kid just pulled a coalminer.......
Way to bait us all coalminer
by jissum210 May 22, 2008
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When you take a shit so nasty that the next person to use the bathroom needs to send in a canary first to make sure the air isn't poisonous
I just took a coal miner in the john, you might want to wait a few minutes before you go in or you could choke to death.

On my poop-gas.
by Poopadynitz November 29, 2012
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is a word used to describe an individual that is a Caucasian that has sexually promiscuous encounters with a person that is of African decent, better known as black pipo. Also known as a Mud shark.

can also be used as a reference to a homosexual male white pipo that only burglars the turds of homosexual male black pipo.
Did you see Layla? She was all over that black pipo dude at the bar last night. Isn't she married?
Dude, yes! I saw that but what do you expect she is a coal miner, I mean her husband is black pipo that she lives with.

Ewww gross look at that shit. That white pipo fag is all over that black pipo dude

Yeah that is disgusting . I can deal with fags but I cannot watch a coal miner in action
via giphy
by Zan3 Fr0m Th3 Int3rn3t August 08, 2018
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A person who romantically invests in someone with high earning potential but who is not yet wealthy, so that he or she can later benefit from this person's wealth; differs from a gold digger, who seeks out partners who are already rich and well-established; derived from the notion that atmospheric pressure can eventually turn coal into diamonds
I'm not a gold digger. I'm a coal miner--I do the hard work and mine the coal with the hopes that, some day, the coal will become a diamond.
by Absolutely Punderful March 09, 2017
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