calmanator

a sophisticated sex robot sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady

the Calmanator arrives naked and encounters some punks

Punk Leader: Nice night for a walk, eh?

The Calmanator: Nice night for a walk.

Punk: Wash day tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?

The Calmanator: Nothing clean. Right.

Punk Leader: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.

The Calmanator: Your clothes - give them to me, now.

by Andy Calman January 1, 2008

Calvinator

Someone that is a complete bad ass. Or in other words, a BAMF.

If a Calvinator walked into a packed club, heads would be turned.

by Nivlac Mruts February 5, 2008

caminator

1. A pretty girl that thinks machines are better than people. As a result she spends her weekends online.

2. A girl that doesn't date, is a virgin, but loves gadgets and electronics. She judges her worth by her online character's level and high scores on video games.

That caminator is online again and she thinks that real life gets in the way of her online life.

All caminators have terminated human relationships and real life interactions: Press one to continue in English press nine to terminate.

by TiedupnFuKt October 19, 2011

Calvenator

A calvenator is a small or large dent in a wiffle ball bat after it has been struck by a wiffle ball.

Timmy hit the wiffle ball so hard the bat got a calvenator.

by Remes January 6, 2008

cumanator

When a man blows his junk off in a twat, and then decides to eat the snatch.

That girl is a freak! She made me a cumanator.

by mr aric burns May 3, 2010

claminator

When you pound the hell out of a lot of pussy.

Man Paul is the claminator! He pounded the hell out of Dawn so bad last night she had a hard time walking into work the next day.

by Clamer March 2, 2018

The Calvinator

A sexual practice in which sex toys (dildos, vibrators, butt plugs, etc.) are replaced with lizards of all shapes and sizes. The bigger the lizard, the better the orgasm. Typically, the person on top screams "KYS" upon ejaculation, thus creating a Calvin-induced super-orgasm. The cult calling themselves "The Reptilian Army" are known for praciticing this tactic everytime they have intercourse without fail.

"Ah, I can't take anymore of the calvinator, I'm going to cum!"
"KYS BITCH"

by Clasm May 29, 2016