Calman

The best anal fucker EVER.

Girl 1: Last night was the BEST. That new guy Will is a such a Calman!

by FE-270 October 17, 2008

calmanator

a sophisticated sex robot sent back in time to change the future for one lucky lady

the Calmanator arrives naked and encounters some punks

Punk Leader: Nice night for a walk, eh?

The Calmanator: Nice night for a walk.

Punk: Wash day tomorrow? Nothing clean, right?

The Calmanator: Nothing clean. Right.

Punk Leader: Hey, I think this guy's a couple cans short of a six-pack.

The Calmanator: Your clothes - give them to me, now.

by Andy Calman January 01, 2008