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Coach the Browns to the Superbowl 

Phrase/ code word use to tell someone you need to take a shit.
Hey, Be right back i gotta coach the Browns to the Superbowl

Move the brown couch to the basement 

Yet another phrase for taking a bowel movement. Along the same lines as the phrase "Dropping the kids off at the pool."
Friend 1: "Hey dude, hurry up. We are going to be late for the movie."

Friend 2: "You're going to have to wait another 5 minutes bro, I have to go move the brown couch to the basement."

Brown spot on the couch

Somewhere where someone has pooped on the couch
HEY THERE IS A BROWN SPOT ON THE COUCH WHO DID IT???

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004