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choke me with your thighs
me: its always wyd and never cmwyt
him: cmwyt?
me: choke me with your thighs
cmwyt by smollppgirly December 15, 2020
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Its an abbreviation for Call Me When You Get A Life. This can be used when you dont feel like typing out the whole phrase or you dont have enough space/characters left. Can be used on formspring.
Person one: you know what? you are a complete bitch. im not your friend, but i know a bitch when i see one.

Person two: Ok wow. If you dont even know her, why did you say that? She doesnt care what you think anyway. And im guessing that you don't have anything else to do all day besides sit behind your computer and write mean anonymous comments on formspring? cmwygal.
cmwygal by HAHAHAHHAHAHno March 17, 2011
Related Words
cmwyt cmwyc cmwygac cmwygal CMWYL
"can I call"
"No, I can't"
"Ok CMWYC"
CMWYC by Fifioli11 March 21, 2022
Abbreviation for the new song "Call Me What You Like" by Lovejoy, usually used online
"Omg I love this new song CMWYL"
CMWYL by bee_v February 21, 2023
Call Me When You Get A Chance
how are you? CMWYGAC!
cmwygac by Urban Decay January 15, 2008
The lazy way of saying "Call Me When You Can"
Hey I'm free now so cmwyc I miss you

*Incoming call from Toxic Ex*
cmwyc by Lesbihonestladies January 10, 2020
Call Me When You Can” but in text definition
Hey cmwyc!”
cmwyc by ND1299338 October 13, 2024
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