by FunnyIrishGuy May 24, 2016
Get the clusán mug.Clausania is a very random country. Claus-The-Man-Of-God is the king. He has a family (surprising, considering his looks *yikes*). There is the queen (aka slave), she is Claus's sister. There is also Clauses slave - wife. The Clausishian people's favourite holiday is Christmas, because that is when Claus is going to die in 3753832 years (it's a very random holiday). All three of them are very poor, that is why they live under the bridge : they own all of the Clausishian bridges. They have 3 children : Clausisha, Clausiush and Claush. Their loyal pet is ~Clausishia the Swiss Goat. This is the most random country in the Milky Way and it is very hard to become a citizen of Clausania.
by Random Claus June 5, 2020
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Cusano: "Polish my shoes bitch!"
Bitch : "Yes sir!"
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Bitch: "Don, i'm ranked bitch right now, when will you rank me Cusano?"
Don: "It takes a while to be that respected, better stop bitching about it before I pop a nine in your ass!"
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Wangster: "Cusano, I need some bitch next door shot, there is $100,000 in this suitcase, call me when your done."
Cusano: "Don't tell me what to do motherfucker, you will find out the job is done through the news channels, SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND WAIT!"
Cusano: "Polish my shoes bitch!"
Bitch : "Yes sir!"
2.
Bitch: "Don, i'm ranked bitch right now, when will you rank me Cusano?"
Don: "It takes a while to be that respected, better stop bitching about it before I pop a nine in your ass!"
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Wangster: "Cusano, I need some bitch next door shot, there is $100,000 in this suitcase, call me when your done."
Cusano: "Don't tell me what to do motherfucker, you will find out the job is done through the news channels, SIT YOUR ASS DOWN AND WAIT!"
by Cusano December 9, 2008
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Get the Causanino mug.Clausania is a very random kingdom rulled by Claus - the man of god. He and Veronika - his wife rule the country. They live under a bridge because they are very poor and they own all of clausanias bridges. the most common holiday in Clausania is Christmas, thay celebrate it 5 times a year its they day of Clauses future death. the royal family have 1 child (claush) and a loyal slave Wiktor yia.
by RaNdOm CiTiZeN Of ClAuSaNiA March 2, 2020
Get the clausania mug.The land where Claus- the man of god is the king. The people that live there are very random. They speak Clausish there. The most common holiday celebrATED there is christmas, they celebrate it 5 times a year. Even tho Claus is a king, he is still very poor and lives under all of the bridges of Clausania with Veronika.
by RaNdOm CiTiZeN Of ClAuSaNiA March 2, 2020
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by Deb T December 10, 2008
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