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clausania 

Clausania is a very random country. Claus-The-Man-Of-God is the king. He has a family (surprising, considering his looks *yikes*). There is the queen (aka slave), she is Claus's sister. There is also Clauses slave - wife. The Clausishian people's favourite holiday is Christmas, because that is when Claus is going to die in 3753832 years (it's a very random holiday). All three of them are very poor, that is why they live under the bridge : they own all of the Clausishian bridges. They have 3 children : Clausisha, Clausiush and Claush. Their loyal pet is ~Clausishia the Swiss Goat. This is the most random country in the Milky Way and it is very hard to become a citizen of Clausania.
- U don't deserve to be a citizen of Clausania! U are not random enough!
clausania by Random Claus June 5, 2020
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clausania 

Clausania is a very random kingdom rulled by Claus - the man of god. He and Veronika - his wife rule the country. They live under a bridge because they are very poor and they own all of clausanias bridges. the most common holiday in Clausania is Christmas, thay celebrate it 5 times a year its they day of Clauses future death. the royal family have 1 child (claush) and a loyal slave Wiktor yia.
- u don\t desreve to be a citizen of clausania, ur not random enough
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clausania 

The land where Claus- the man of god is the king. The people that live there are very random. They speak Clausish there. The most common holiday celebrATED there is christmas, they celebrate it 5 times a year. Even tho Claus is a king, he is still very poor and lives under all of the bridges of Clausania with Veronika.
- U are not even good enough to be a citizen of Clausania ! U are not random enough : (

Causanino 

Someone that is of Caucasion and Filipino enthinicity
Someone who is half Filipino and half white is Causanino
Causanino by ajfoint January 7, 2010

Upper Causasia

Geographical area of Washington DC, West of Rock Creek Park to Western Ave NW. Upper Causasia is where all the rich white people live. The area is known for not having any of the same issues that the rest of the city has, such as extreme poverty and high HIV Infection Rates. Its also extremely boring...
Tim " Where in DC do you live"
Mike " I live in Friendship Heights"
Tim " Oh you mean you live in Upper Causasia"
Upper Causasia by petworth kid September 3, 2011

claymaniac 

A lover of all things clay specifically claymation films.
Of course I've seen Coraline. I'm a fucking claymaniac brah!
claymaniac by Jhonnyduppleup December 11, 2016

claudinia 

A girl who has a brother most likely named Brandon and really likes trumpets and lumpias
Whoa she's good a the trumpet is her name claudinia ?
claudinia by Alliemadie05 August 27, 2017