clurpy

adj.

creepy and lurky... at the same time.

Sitting outside the shady club in my beat up car, i knew I was looking pretty clurpy.

by graphic freedom June 23, 2006

Clumpy Carpet

when a man ejaculates on a woman's pubic hair

"Dayum baby I wana Give you a Clumpy Carpet"

by JR9969 March 17, 2014

Clumpy

A homeless man with middle fingers missing on both hands, giving the appearance of crab like claws instead of hands - or clumps.

A Clumpy is also a popular dance move, where a person walks sideways like a crab and imitates picking up cans with their outermost fingers. An odd, distorted face usually accompanies these movements.

Look out for Clumpy down that alley, he'll be after your cans!

by ClumpyLover July 20, 2011

Clumpy Cum

The viscous ejaculation from a dehydrated man, that looks more like glue than cum

Baby, no one likes clumpy cum .... have a drink

by Darryl Warren February 26, 2007

clumpy bum

When fat girls wear skinny jeans, leggings or any tight pair of trousers for to long and it makes their ass roll like Swiss cheese. The girls that usually have clumpy bum are usually very morbidly obese and wear seventeen layers of makeup. They look like a canvass that wears a crop top and has rolls or their ass

“Dayum girl loose some weight you got that clumpy bum”

by BlackIlI October 16, 2019

clurp

The sound between clap and a burp. Can be used to describe almost anything; people, places, things.

Hey clurp, you're looking very clurp today. Mommy likes.

by Dantewhipitrealgood February 14, 2014

Clumpy

Used to describe someone who fat, but not really round. The fat clumps in different places, making him or her look lumpy or made out of play-doh.

"Dude, did you see that hambeast walk by? It was one clumpy motherfucker."

by zipzapzookie August 3, 2008