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After I came I was feeling so cumfy.
by gumleaves October 7, 2013
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Cumfy

Cumfy (cum-fy) is the most popular porn website worldwide. In contrary to all other porn websites, Cumfy shows no annoying ads (none at all), has the best Smartphone Mobile version of a porn site, has the most complete list of all categories (over 80 different categories), offers videos in high definition for free, allows searches and shows up more than a bazillion videos. Maybe one of the best features is that all this is 100% free of virus, programs, or advertisements that ask for your phone number or credit card.
Fuck every website porn I've ever known, Cumfy is THE porn website.
by jh valley_ April 30, 2013
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Cumfy

The soft, fuzzy, comfortable feeling after an orgasm, often accompanied by happy thoughts and the feeling of contentment
That orgasm made me feel really cumfy and now i want cuddles and to go to sleep
by Jochip August 1, 2022
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Cumfy

The wonderful feeling of a sensation or emotion being cuddly and arousing at the same time. Examples include the feeling of breasts, buttocks, thighs, as well as most aspects of foreplay and sex. Of course a partner’s genitals are also comfy.
Babe, your thighs felt so cumfy around my hips
by TeskarTheBlindSquid June 1, 2023
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comfy eye spot

When you're zoning out and staring off into space. The comfortable place where you rest your eyes is known as a comfy eye spot.
Person 1: "Dude, what are your starting at?"
Person 2: "Nothing, sorry. I just had a comfy eye spot"
by Rah6 March 1, 2023
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cumfarter

1. A person farting moments after his partner finishes inside him/her.

2. A term used as to have the last word in a lame insult competition.

3. The outcome of your flatulence if you're put behind bars and have a pretty face.
Example 1:
Jack and Jake are in the tub. Jack cums in Jake

Jack: "I'll be right back to blow you, don't finish without me."

3min later Jack returns only to find the tub water murky in cum....

Jack: I thought I told you to wait

Jake: I did, I just farted...

Example 2:

-You're a dickwipe
-Oh yeah? Well you're a Cumfarter! ...I win!
by aristophaneftw1 November 18, 2011
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Yummy Cummy

A sweet sticky goo that a man releases from his penis to pleasure his partner after a vigorous fuck!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Kiersten: Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Kiersten : Now shower me in your Yummy Cummy please!
Chad : Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Kiersten : Mmmmmmmmmm YUMMY!!!
Chad : Hey there's more where that came from!
Kiersten : Awesome FUCK ME AGAIN!
Chad : Oh Baby!
by SlopNChop January 18, 2017
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