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Cumfy
Cumfy (cum-fy) is the most popular porn website worldwide. In contrary to all other porn websites, Cumfy shows no annoying ads (none at all), has the best Smartphone Mobile version of a porn site, has the most complete list of all categories (over 80 different categories), offers videos in high definition for free, allows searches and shows up more than a bazillion videos. Maybe one of the best features is that all this is 100% free of virus, programs, or advertisements that ask for your phone number or credit card.
Cumfy by jh valley_ April 30, 2013
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Cumfy • Comfy • Cuffy • Cumfetti • cumfarter • Cumfeeder • cumfest • Comfy_octopi.cos • Comfy Bit • comfy chomps
Cumfy
The wonderful feeling of a sensation or emotion being cuddly and arousing at the same time. Examples include the feeling of breasts, buttocks, thighs, as well as most aspects of foreplay and sex. Of course a partner’s genitals are also comfy.
Cumfy by TeskarTheBlindSquid June 1, 2023
comfy eye spot
When you're zoning out and staring off into space. The comfortable place where you rest your eyes is known as a comfy eye spot.
Person 1: "Dude, what are your starting at?"
Person 2: "Nothing, sorry. I just had a comfy eye spot"
Person 2: "Nothing, sorry. I just had a comfy eye spot"
comfy eye spot by Rah6 March 1, 2023
Word of the Day on March 2, 2023
cumfarter
1. A person farting moments after his partner finishes inside him/her.
2. A term used as to have the last word in a lame insult competition.
3. The outcome of your flatulence if you're put behind bars and have a pretty face.
2. A term used as to have the last word in a lame insult competition.
3. The outcome of your flatulence if you're put behind bars and have a pretty face.
Example 1:
Jack and Jake are in the tub. Jack cums in Jake
Jack: "I'll be right back to blow you, don't finish without me."
3min later Jack returns only to find the tub water murky in cum....
Jack: I thought I told you to wait
Jake: I did, I just farted...
Example 2:
-You're a dickwipe
-Oh yeah? Well you're a Cumfarter! ...I win!
Jack and Jake are in the tub. Jack cums in Jake
Jack: "I'll be right back to blow you, don't finish without me."
3min later Jack returns only to find the tub water murky in cum....
Jack: I thought I told you to wait
Jake: I did, I just farted...
Example 2:
-You're a dickwipe
-Oh yeah? Well you're a Cumfarter! ...I win!
cumfarter by aristophaneftw1 November 18, 2011
cumfortable pants
I can't believe Greg still wears his cumfortable pants after I used them to clean spunk of that Polish girl's face
cumfortable pants by Crocodile Dandee November 8, 2010
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age gate
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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