Cludge 

The mixture of semen and fecal matter - "cum-sludge", if you will.

Man - Spooky really got himself CLUDGED OUT LAST NIGHT BY THAT PACK OF WILDLINGS DIDN'T HE?!

Cludge by realtimecrease June 4, 2022

Cludge 

Ladies intimate area.

You have a fierce "Cludge". It's like a stab wound in a gorillas back.

Cludge by Duthart June 10, 2007

Cludge 

Another word for a womans pisser

OOOH you see that, bet shes got a cludge like a clowns pocket.

Cludge by qwersdas November 10, 2005

Cludge 

A slang term for vagina.
Originated in the Corstorphine area of Edinburgh.

1.I'd love to see her cludge, i bet it looks like a paper cut with a wisp of cotton wool on top.
2.Her cludge stank like rancid tuna.

Cludge by Talko September 16, 2006

Cludge 

A quick and dirty computer program cludged together to perform a temperory task, it is the usually thrown away afterwards.

Bills program was a cludge to send email while the main SMTP server was down for maintainence.
Not sure if this applies to Windows

Cludge by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004

Cludge 

A smelly vagina, typically a deep seated yeast infection which has only been discovered the first time it is smelt on the penis, post copulation, whilst the male is washing his sexual reproduction organs.

From - (An Officer and a Squaddie 1982.)

Taff;

“Mate, what’s the score with Troopy Mary? You seemed to really like her on BATUS”

Fish face;

“She had a really bad cludge mate. Couldnt get rid of the smell, even after 24 hours!”

Cludge by Blooringtroll January 31, 2020

Cludge flunge 

When your succulent man sauce gets absolutely demolished by the local priest.

Holy shit, I can’t believe the local priest had to cludge flunge that poor mans cock off

Cludge flunge by IgorMinjavalichgolchov March 13, 2019