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You have a fierce "Cludge". It's like a stab wound in a gorillas back.
Cludge by Duthart June 10, 2007
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Another word for a womans pisser
OOOH you see that, bet shes got a cludge like a clowns pocket.
Cludge by qwersdas November 10, 2005
A slang term for vagina.
Originated in the Corstorphine area of Edinburgh.
1.I'd love to see her cludge, i bet it looks like a paper cut with a wisp of cotton wool on top.
2.Her cludge stank like rancid tuna.
Cludge by Talko September 16, 2006
A quick and dirty computer program cludged together to perform a temperory task, it is the usually thrown away afterwards.
Bills program was a cludge to send email while the main SMTP server was down for maintainence.
Not sure if this applies to Windows
Cludge by Blue Cawdrey November 18, 2004
A smelly vagina, typically a deep seated yeast infection which has only been discovered the first time it is smelt on the penis, post copulation, whilst the male is washing his sexual reproduction organs.
From - (An Officer and a Squaddie 1982.)

Taff;

Mate, what’s the score with Troopy Mary? You seemed to really like her on BATUS”

Fish face;

“She had a really bad cludge mate. Couldnt get rid of the smell, even after 24 hours!”
Cludge by Blooringtroll January 31, 2020

Cludge flunge 

When your succulent man sauce gets absolutely demolished by the local priest.
Holy shit, I can’t believe the local priest had to cludge flunge that poor mans cock off
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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