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club whore 

noun. 1.) A male that brings one or more female companions to a dance club but refuses to dance with them. This individual has no interest in dancing but would rather drink and threaten anyone who talks to or asks their companions to dance. See asshole or swinger hater *Note females can be guilty of this behavior although it is very rare.

2.) An individual that takes up room on the dance floor of a club to drink, bullshit, and argue with their date. Not to dance.

3.) An individual in a club that gets highly irate if you bump into them or step on their shoes. Even if the club is packed they expect to have a 50ft buffer zone around them.
Dave- "Hey Justin why didn't you dance with that hot ass girl at that table with the drunk dude? She looked like she really wanted to."

Justin- "Yeah i asked her and she said she really wanted to dance but her date wont let her. He said he would kick my ass if i even looked at her."

Dave- "What?!!!! Her date must be a total club whore!"

club whore by A Swinger November 12, 2007

whore club 

n. 21th century. Strip Club. A place where women take off cloths for money.

Guy 1: He I got 50 extra dollers, lets go spend it at the Whore Club!
whore club by Thomas Meadow August 29, 2006

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where were u wen club penguin die

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"club penguin is kil"

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mom, where's my golf club?

A code for young children who don't play golf to get rid of their mothers for 15 minutes or more. This way of diversion became popular in May of 2017, and is a quick trick to get rid of your mom!
Mom: "It's time to go to your father's funeral, sweetie!"
Kool kid: "Mom, where's my golf club?"
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