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club whore 

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noun. 1.) A male that brings one or more female companions to a dance club but refuses to dance with them. This individual has no interest in dancing but would rather drink and threaten anyone who talks to or asks their companions to dance. See asshole or swinger hater *Note females can be guilty of this behavior although it is very rare.

2.) An individual that takes up room on the dance floor of a club to drink, bullshit, and argue with their date. Not to dance.

3.) An individual in a club that gets highly irate if you bump into them or step on their shoes. Even if the club is packed they expect to have a 50ft buffer zone around them.
Dave- "Hey Justin why didn't you dance with that hot ass girl at that table with the drunk dude? She looked like she really wanted to."

Justin- "Yeah i asked her and she said she really wanted to dance but her date wont let her. He said he would kick my ass if i even looked at her."

Dave- "What?!!!! Her date must be a total club whore!"

club whore by A Swinger November 12, 2007
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whore club 

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n. 21th century. Strip Club. A place where women take off cloths for money.

Guy 1: He I got 50 extra dollers, lets go spend it at the Whore Club!
whore club by Thomas Meadow August 29, 2006
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where were u wen club penguin die 

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I was at house eating dorito when phone rang
where were u wen club penguin die

I was at house eating dorito when phone rang

"club penguin is kil"

"no"
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mom, where's my golf club?

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A code for young children who don't play golf to get rid of their mothers for 15 minutes or more. This way of diversion became popular in May of 2017, and is a quick trick to get rid of your mom!
Mom: "It's time to go to your father's funeral, sweetie!"
Kool kid: "Mom, where's my golf club?"
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Fleg 

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The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
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Skeef

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To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026
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