Chub Whore

A woman who takes credit for every boner a dude has.

Woman: "So how did you get rid of your chub earlier?"

Man: "I tucked it in my waistband and it went away".

Woman: "Get real. It's because you went home and weren't around me anymore".

Man: "You are a chub whore".

by Dirty Hog Boy November 4, 2011