CSFS is an acronym for Chronic Self Fucking Syndrome. So far I am the only person I have found that has this terrible disease. It is a disease that makes it so you fuck up every situation in which you are witha girl that you like, and make it so they cannot stand the sight of you.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'