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cloyfriend 

A cloyfriend is that guy who just won't get it. He will NEVER be your BOYfriend, but he thinks if he hangs around long enough he is sure to get lucky someday. He NEVER will. He is cloying and annoying and is just pathetic enough that you don't have the heart to tell him the awful truth, not that it would deter him. A Cloyfriend is basically a harmless stalker.
Larry just keeps posting pictures of him and me on his Facebook page. We were up at Tahoe with a bunch of people over the Fourth, but somehow he managed to get pictures of us together, what a CLOYFRIEND.
cloyfriend by miwok June 14, 2010
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confriendtation 

Having to confront a friend about conflicting ideas and/or behaviors.
Mike: Hey, shouldn't you tell your roommate to do his part of the dishes?
Steve: I would, but I really don't like confriendtation.
confriendtation by spankythebanky October 15, 2011

coolfriend 

your best friend's sibling, and your sibling's best friend are your cool friends. this friendship starts when your present your potential cool friend with a ring (usually of the plastic variety that comes on top of a cupcake)
my sister's best friend is my coolfriend.

Ployfriend 

a male acquaintance whose company is intended to portray the existence of a romantic or dating relationship to a third party observer, even though no such relationship actually exists.
Sara was being creeped on at the gym. So she asked Matt to be here ployfriend and go to the gym with her so the creeper would believe she was dating someone and leave her alone.
Ployfriend by adicus850 March 22, 2017

ColtFriend 

ColtFriend or StallionFriend is a term used to describe a male fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (or a brony) who is in a relationship. The Term ColtFriend can be associated with Boyfriend or GuyFriend.
Have you met My Coltfriend Steve yet?
ColtFriend by AxelDerpin June 22, 2012

ployfriend 

A woman who starts a fake relationship with a man for the purpose of personal gain.
Examples of this include: to make another man jealous, to improve her social standing or to acquire a Greencard.

To properly fit the definition of ployfriend, the man in the relationship must not be aware of what is occurring.
Sarah's parents did not approve of Brad, so Sarah used Mark as a ployfriend to appease her parents while she secretly slept with Brad.
ployfriend by Fmax September 3, 2012

confriendamate 

My confriendamate and I are going to a party this weekend
confriendamate by Floors December 3, 2013