ColtFriend

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ColtFriend or StallionFriend is a term used to describe a male fan of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic (or a brony) who is in a relationship. The Term ColtFriend can be associated with Boyfriend or GuyFriend.

Have you met My Coltfriend Steve yet?

ColtFriend by AxelDerpin June 22, 2012

Words you can keep

confriendtation

Having to confront a friend about conflicting ideas and/or behaviors.

Mike: Hey, shouldn't you tell your roommate to do his part of the dishes?
Steve: I would, but I really don't like confriendtation.

confriendtation by spankythebanky October 15, 2011

cloyfriend

A cloyfriend is that guy who just won't get it. He will NEVER be your BOYfriend, but he thinks if he hangs around long enough he is sure to get lucky someday. He NEVER will. He is cloying and annoying and is just pathetic enough that you don't have the heart to tell him the awful truth, not that it would deter him. A Cloyfriend is basically a harmless stalker.

Larry just keeps posting pictures of him and me on his Facebook page. We were up at Tahoe with a bunch of people over the Fourth, but somehow he managed to get pictures of us together, what a CLOYFRIEND.

cloyfriend by miwok June 14, 2010

coolfriend

your best friend's sibling, and your sibling's best friend are your cool friends. this friendship starts when your present your potential cool friend with a ring (usually of the plastic variety that comes on top of a cupcake)

my sister's best friend is my coolfriend.

coolfriend by original c00lfri3nds May 2, 2011

confriendamate

A companion, friend and live in mate

My confriendamate and I are going to a party this weekend

confriendamate by Floors December 3, 2013

Confriendé

the inquiring of both we are friends, and do you understand at the same time.

Joe asked Angelica "Confriendé"? to make sure she understood they're just friends.

Confriendé by Teabag6 September 25, 2022

Confriending

When you are at a convention and you make friends with random people in the long lines that share your interests.

"When I went to Comicon I was confriending like crazy."

Confriending by J.1 May 11, 2010

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026