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Ployfriend 

a male acquaintance whose company is intended to portray the existence of a romantic or dating relationship to a third party observer, even though no such relationship actually exists.
Sara was being creeped on at the gym. So she asked Matt to be here ployfriend and go to the gym with her so the creeper would believe she was dating someone and leave her alone.
Ployfriend by adicus850 March 22, 2017
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ployfriend 

A woman who starts a fake relationship with a man for the purpose of personal gain.
Examples of this include: to make another man jealous, to improve her social standing or to acquire a Greencard.

To properly fit the definition of ployfriend, the man in the relationship must not be aware of what is occurring.
Sarah's parents did not approve of Brad, so Sarah used Mark as a ployfriend to appease her parents while she secretly slept with Brad.
ployfriend by Fmax September 3, 2012

playfriend 

I walked back to my desk unexpectedly and there was my playfriend sitting at my desk, feet propped up and eating my food!
playfriend by Dr Bunnygirl July 26, 2019

cloyfriend 

A cloyfriend is that guy who just won't get it. He will NEVER be your BOYfriend, but he thinks if he hangs around long enough he is sure to get lucky someday. He NEVER will. He is cloying and annoying and is just pathetic enough that you don't have the heart to tell him the awful truth, not that it would deter him. A Cloyfriend is basically a harmless stalker.
Larry just keeps posting pictures of him and me on his Facebook page. We were up at Tahoe with a bunch of people over the Fourth, but somehow he managed to get pictures of us together, what a CLOYFRIEND.
cloyfriend by miwok June 14, 2010

polyfriensual 

A kinship among a group of friends involving a web of sexual tension.
Mark, Alex, Sara, and Emily noticed their polyfriensual relationship once Emily started flirting with Mark, who started to flirt with Alex, who then started to flirt with Sara, who was already hooking up with Emily.
polyfriensual by Boaz Naomi April 13, 2011

bloyfriend 

Girl 1: Hey, how's your bloyfriend?
Girl 2: Huge
bloyfriend by phillyyyy December 14, 2008

potfriend 

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potfriend by legend_sway March 1, 2022
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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