clowns-pocket 

A very very loose minge.

When I went to shag this bird last night I had to tie a plank to my feet as her minge was like a clowns-pocket!

clowns-pocket by ChrisJB August 11, 2006

Clowns Pocket 

A vagina resembling a blown-out, retreaded tire. Pressures succumbed to by shitting out children have left the former tight-lipped treasure trove in a state of disrepair.

The monkey at the Zoo holding the catchers mitt with a roast beef sandwich in it sure reminds me of Andrea's Clowns Pocket.

Clowns Pocket by Toosh April 9, 2008

clowns pocket 

A particularly loose and baggy pussy!

She had a real clowns pocket. It was like stirring a bucket of raw bacon.

clowns pocket by Paddy October 21, 2003

clowns pocket 

A person of the female variety who happens to have a rather large vaginal area.

'I could hardly feel myself in her she had such a clowns pocket!'

'Donna's had 4 kids?! She must have a clowns pocket!'

clowns pocket by Ian S Copp April 18, 2006

clowns pocket 

a large and cavernous asshole, usually linked to homosexual activity.

That dude is so gay he has an arse like a clowns pocket.

clowns pocket by dain blair September 1, 2005

loose as a clowns pocket 

a loose woman

that Sian Mgee is as loose as a clowns pocket

loose as a clowns pocket by billy bob May 14, 2003

loose as a clowns pocket 

a large front bottom

marilyn monroe

loose as a clowns pocket by roger January 29, 2004