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Clowns Pocket 

A vagina resembling a blown-out, retreaded tire. Pressures succumbed to by shitting out children have left the former tight-lipped treasure trove in a state of disrepair.
The monkey at the Zoo holding the catchers mitt with a roast beef sandwich in it sure reminds me of Andrea's Clowns Pocket.
Clowns Pocket by Toosh April 9, 2008

clowns pocket 

She had a real clowns pocket. It was like stirring a bucket of raw bacon.
clowns pocket by Paddy October 21, 2003

clowns pocket 

A person of the female variety who happens to have a rather large vaginal area.
'I could hardly feel myself in her she had such a clowns pocket!'

'Donna's had 4 kids?! She must have a clowns pocket!'
clowns pocket by Ian S Copp April 18, 2006

clowns pocket 

a large and cavernous asshole, usually linked to homosexual activity.
That dude is so gay he has an arse like a clowns pocket.
clowns pocket by dain blair September 1, 2005

loose as a clowns pocket 

that Sian Mgee is as loose as a clowns pocket

loose as a clowns pocket 

loose as a clowns pocket by roger January 29, 2004