clouston

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queer, fag, douche, loser

also see: queer, fag, douche, loser

kid one: wow that kid over there is such a clouston...
kid two: yeah i know, he acts just like my sister...

clouston by susie's your uncle February 27, 2007

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clousting

Clitoral jousting. Two buxom young fillies jousting using their clitorii as lances, often spurred on by a baying, male crowd.
Not to be confused with cousting

To finance their sordid pursuits, Sunit and Henry would often organise illicit clousting events

clousting by Philippe Flopp May 4, 2006

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Clogston

A man who sells clogs by the ton. Or is very well endowed who clogs women.

clogger western mass clogston

Clogston by Doodieballss March 31, 2009

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Couston

Sweet addicted person with a hint of OCD

She acted like a couston

Couston by monkeyman520 November 7, 2012

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funflation

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.

I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.

funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023

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swamp dog

A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.

Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.

swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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