clouston 

queer, fag, douche, loser

also see: queer, fag, douche, loser

kid one: wow that kid over there is such a clouston...
kid two: yeah i know, he acts just like my sister...

clouston by susie's your uncle February 27, 2007

clousting 

Clitoral jousting. Two buxom young fillies jousting using their clitorii as lances, often spurred on by a baying, male crowd.
Not to be confused with cousting

To finance their sordid pursuits, Sunit and Henry would often organise illicit clousting events

clousting by Philippe Flopp May 4, 2006

Clogston 

A man who sells clogs by the ton. Or is very well endowed who clogs women.

clogger western mass clogston

Clogston by Doodieballss March 31, 2009

Couston 

Sweet addicted person with a hint of OCD

She acted like a couston

Couston by monkeyman520 November 7, 2012