Couston 

Sweet addicted person with a hint of OCD

She acted like a couston

Couston by monkeyman520 November 7, 2012

Jonathan Coulton 

A former programmer turned singer/songwriter. First achieved notoriety with his folk rendition of "Baby Got Back". Wrote "Still Alive", the credits song in Portal; and "Code Monkey", which is now the theme song for the G4 show of the same name. Has six albums on iTunes and two podcasts. Possibly the only artists immune to the effects of fame and money.

Jonathan Coulton is the shit

Jonathan Coulton by The Ska Assassin February 17, 2009

Coulton 

If you find a Coulton don’t let him go because he is the best person in this world.

He is kind, thoughtful, funny, smart, down to earth, handsome and his lips are to die for.

Coulton is your future husband and the father of your children.

How can you not love him ?

Everything about him is special so if you already have a Coulton in your life you’re the happiest person in the world.

The way Coulton smile makes me fall in love with him over and over again.

Coulton by Boo Boo Bear Cuddle Cub January 17, 2020

Drop a Colston in the Harbour 

To visit the toilet to defecate / have a poo

The term was coined on Twitter by @DaiNewpt after Bristol protestors dumped the statue of slave owner Edward Colston in the sea

I'm off to drop a Colston in the Harbour

Drop a Colston in the Harbour by ZellyL June 10, 2020

Jonathon Coulton

A songwriting genius. His music is sort of folk-rockish and has nerdy lyrics involving zombies, nerd love and evil masterminds.

Some great songs by Jonathon Coulton:
Re: Your Brains
The Future Soon
Code Monkey
I Crush Everything
Skullcrusher Mountain

Jonathon Coulton by RandomDude65339339356217974 September 11, 2009

Corston 

a shitty little village near Malmesbury that has fuck all nothing to show for itself.

person 1: "yo, you wanna head into Corston ?"
person 2: " no it's just a field and a pub"

Corston by CheddaChees January 9, 2022

colston crew 

One of Britains most prolific and vicious ever gangs. Based in Newton Abbot with conections all over the UK.

jim: I got bashed by the colston crew

colston crew by The Colston Crew publicity manager November 2, 2007