Cloting

(clow-ting)

The act of placing cottage cheese on ones gentialia while wearing any type of cloth around said genitalia

Man i was cloting the other day, it felt so good to have lunch right there at the tip.

Julie likes cloting only in the winter, she told me the stench is unbearable in the summer months

Cloting by xphonehomex July 28, 2014

Clitingles

When a woman’s clitoris gets aroused and tingles.

My wife said “When you touch my nipples, it gives me the clitingles.”

Clitingles by Chucktastic68 June 2, 2018

clitingles

When your wife’s clitoris tingles when you touch her.

Sucking on my wife’s nipples gives her the clitingles.

clitingles by Chucktastic68 June 5, 2018

simp in pimp’s clothing 

1. (adj) A term used to refer to an individual (typically a simp) who mistakenly believes himself to be very attractive to women, when in fact the opposite is true.

2. (adj) Someone who pretends to be “pimping” in an attempt to gain female attention, following the “fake it till you make it” mentality.

Tyshun: “Yo, look at Will! He be pimpin hard!”
Shawn: “Nah, that ain’t no pimp, he ain’t ever even touched a girl. That’s a simp in pimp’s clothing.

simp in pimp’s clothing by simpsquadbb4lyfe April 4, 2022

fibre clothing

fibre (FEE-BRAY) clothing

noun

1. faux clothing specially marketed toward lazy graphic designers and girls with gaping vaginas

2. low quality grunge clothing usually comprised of t-shirts with melted prints and/or iron-on photoshop designs

3. any article of clothing that has successfully been digested and excreted a large llama

"I bought some fibre clothing so I could attend the Halloween costume party as a homeless man."

"Holy shit, her fuzzy taco is laced in fibre clothing. Sick."

fibre clothing by Famous Amos June 2, 2008

Wolf in Sheep's Clothing 

1.)Someone who hides malicious intent under the guise of kindliness

2.)A person who is "two-faced"

1-"Hey I just met the nicest girl."

2-"Yeah I saw...I know her, she hurts guys just for fun, her kindness is fake."

1-"Jeez..what a wolf in sheep's clothing"

Wolf in Sheep's Clothing by jumpinjackflashy July 1, 2010

Closing The Goddamn Door 

A memeable referance to the classic song by Panic! At The Disco: "I Write Sins, Not Tragedies"

"Haven't you people ever heard of Closing The Goddamn Door, no?"
"Wtf Brendon! We're at a wedding!"
"Oh yes but what a shame, what a shame the poor grooms bride is a whore."
"Oh dear lord..."

Closing The Goddamn Door by OmgIt'sLeafy December 17, 2016