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Clothespin Hoe

Hoes that love dick so much, they will show up at your dirty crib, you wearing clothes you haven't washed in 3 weeks and boots you have been wearing all summer long with no socks - but that bitch will pop a clothespin on her nose and hop on for a ride.
"I stopped at Billy's the other day - must have been hot in there because he answered the door sweaty and wearing only a towel."
"What?! Did he have a bitch over there?"
"Yeah but she had to have been a clothespin hoe cause it smelled of hot garbage as soon as he opened the door!"
by reversefront September 9, 2016
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clothesline

a pro wrestling move in which a wrestler puts his arm straight out to the side and knocks his opponent over, either from his own momentum or his opponents'
Hulk Hogan gave a wicked clothesline to the Macho man.
by Russell July 11, 2004
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Leadfoot Clothesline

Leadfoot Clothesline occurs when the driver of a vehicle has to break suddenly at a high to moderate speed. Concerned for the safety of the passenger riding shotgun the driver thinks that in the event the seatbelt fails, or you are not wearing one. They believe they will be able to prevent you from hitting your face off the dashboard or being ejected from the car entirely nulling the laws of motion and momentum, using only but one fully extended right arm. This will always result in a back hand to the chest, neck or face and an immediate apology.
"I guess you didn't see that car pull out, thanks for trying to save me with the leadfoot clothesline but now my chest hurts."
by Richkjak November 28, 2009
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Clothesline

When someone charges at you, arm straight out to their side, and knocks you straight across the head. Can easily knock someone unconsciouss.
Hulusani: Damn, Nandi's bro clotheslined me...I didn't get up for hours, kaffir.
by Steagles April 9, 2006
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Russian clotheslining

An activity performed mainly in asia, which invloves the interlocking of arms of people of russian decent while in the nude, on top of a point of high altitude like a hill and or roof for the sole perpous of catching a breeze and listening to the collective clacking of their genitals. This strategy was first used in the russian millitary to catch a breeze if a sial was defective.
Vlad and i are about to go atop that hill to indulge in some russian clotheslining together
by Alleycat4 November 8, 2018
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Russian clotheslining

An activity performed mainly in asia, which invloves the interlocking of arms of people of russian decent while in the nude, on top of a point of high altitude like a hill and or roof for the sole perpous of catching a breeze and listening to the collective clacking of their genitals. This strategy was first used in the russian millitary to catch a breeze if a sial was defective.
Vlad and i are about to go atop that hill to indulge in some russian clotheslining together
by Alleycat4 November 8, 2018
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clothesline from hell

Patented move from the great JBL (a wrestling god)
Batista encountered the clothesline from hell, and was no more
by Haldi December 15, 2005
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