closet liker 

(On Facebook) When you avoid commenting or clicking the "like" button on the things someone posts because you don't want to let on that you like this person.

Girl: I really like the things this guy posts on his wall but I'm afraid to click "like" because then he'll think I like him... I do like him, but I would rather find other ways to approach him.
Friend: You're such a closet liker. Just be aware that if you avoid liking or commenting then he may think you aren't interested and you won't get his attention. On the other hand, if you "like" too much, then you're a like-stalker and might scare him away… it's a catch-22.

closet liker by snowscape January 7, 2011

closet liberal 

Someone who has or won't come out saying they are a liberal. They often hide behind the fact their parents are conservative.

Damn Jimmy is being such a closet liberal.

closet liberal by afwrrr76 June 5, 2015