closet drunk 

When you get so drunk you black out and wake up in a pitch black room. You can't find a light or door, so you go into the closet and rip all the contents out thinking the stairs collapsed and you need to dig your way out.

Girl 1: Did you get closet drunk last night?
Girl 2: Yes, my hands still hurt from trying to rip up the carpet.

closet drunk by KuntaKiente August 26, 2013

Closet Drinker 

A person who pretends to hide his/her drinking problem, yet everyone knows what a drunk mess they are.

Brandi likes to take shots alone in her room, then come out and stumble around the apartment. She's such a closet drinker!

Closet Drinker by neotheo April 20, 2009

closet drinker 

Person who sits in his/her home and consumes alcoholic beverages in a manner that would otherwise be considered a party. Also look up "loser" and "virgin".

That guy is such a closet drinker.

closet drinker by annonymous2u March 1, 2011

Drinkers Closet

The name given to a bed when you’re drunk and do your best to get stripped beneath the sheets.
Often results in a major struggle and waking up half naked with pants round your ankles and your shirt half pulled over your head.

Ken- Man I was so smashed last night, I tried to get undressed in my drinkers closet but I lost the battle and fell asleep half way through.

Drinkers Closet by KEJIAN March 4, 2009