When something that can be said to be closeable is closed MOST of the way but not all. Such as when a door is just barely opened.
by CrazyPenguin January 11, 2014
Get the closed over mug.1: “Dude do you smell that?”
2: “yeah bro, I think that’s Savannah’s coochie”
1: “hey Savannah, close your legs the war is over hoe.”
2: “yeah bro, I think that’s Savannah’s coochie”
1: “hey Savannah, close your legs the war is over hoe.”
by gothfoth September 25, 2022
Get the close your legs the war is over mug.A co-worker that lures you in to thinking that mediocrity is commonplace at the office. Just when you think you are both on the same page he or she will make look bad by putting together elite spreadsheets, cutting edge PowerPoints, and insightful talking points at meetings.
John: Where is Lindsay? She normally takes a 2 hour lunch with us?
Jim: Oh you didn't know? Turns out she is a closet overachiever.
Jim: Oh you didn't know? Turns out she is a closet overachiever.
by TR DUDE November 21, 2013
Get the Closet Overachiever mug.An attempt to cash in on the Encyclopedia Dramatica craze of the late 2010s, where everyone and their grandma tried to get a page because they assumed that it was all in good fun when in reality the website served as a fanfiction archive for Gnarly's weird writing.
It fails to catch the charm the original Dramatica had, instead of satire and clever humor, it's just paragraphs of Gnarly's fanfics on people he doesn't like, often reusing the same slurs over and over ad nauseam, as if anyone over the age of 13 would be convinced or entertained by his hate boner slander.
Needless to say, none of the information on that site is even remotely accurate to reality.
It fails to catch the charm the original Dramatica had, instead of satire and clever humor, it's just paragraphs of Gnarly's fanfics on people he doesn't like, often reusing the same slurs over and over ad nauseam, as if anyone over the age of 13 would be convinced or entertained by his hate boner slander.
Needless to say, none of the information on that site is even remotely accurate to reality.
Devin: Hey Stoney, Gnarly wrote a Closedverse Dramatica page on you.
Stoney: Wow. Gnarly sure has an active imagination.
Stoney: Wow. Gnarly sure has an active imagination.
by Opa Opa June 24, 2023
Get the Closedverse Dramatica mug.A gay social media site based on Miiverse that started as a parody of Openverse. It's only purpose is to show that you shouldn't put thousands of fed-up teenagers onto a website and let 10% of them be admins.
by OrphanedPixel February 15, 2018
Get the closedverse mug.A failed Miiverse clone website that shut down many times, finally coming to an end in 2021. Many equally lowbrow clones popped in its place, yet none of them have reached the same notoriety or even lasted as long.
The site consisted of mainly children or manchildren, 10% of which were admins, often banning or deleting whatever they wanted on a whim.
The main community, the general community, would always have drama almost every single day, usually a user feigning depression, being a meanie weenie to someone, or sometimes something serious like pedophilia accusations (most of which were unfounded or a knee jerk reaction to something minor.)
Also Stoney is the best user on there and this totally isn't him writing this after living his best life and getting a wife and possibly a kid soon ;3
The site consisted of mainly children or manchildren, 10% of which were admins, often banning or deleting whatever they wanted on a whim.
The main community, the general community, would always have drama almost every single day, usually a user feigning depression, being a meanie weenie to someone, or sometimes something serious like pedophilia accusations (most of which were unfounded or a knee jerk reaction to something minor.)
Also Stoney is the best user on there and this totally isn't him writing this after living his best life and getting a wife and possibly a kid soon ;3
"I'm going on Closedverse"
"Be careful, man, Gnarly might infect you with his virgin status"
"Relax, man, it's Closedverse not Cedar."
"Be careful, man, Gnarly might infect you with his virgin status"
"Relax, man, it's Closedverse not Cedar."
by Opa Opa February 23, 2023
Get the Closedverse mug.Another dumb Miiverse clone which people chose over the other ones, and nobody knows why. This site is for people who claim it's trash but they still use it anyways. Also you can't post gifs.
Person 1: "Have you heard of Closedverse? You should join!"
Person 2: "Nah nigga you guy Cedar is way better
Person 2: "Nah nigga you guy Cedar is way better
by Moltern May 8, 2018
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