Moltern's definitions

Closedverse

Another dumb Miiverse clone which people chose over the other ones, and nobody knows why. This site is for people who claim it's trash but they still use it anyways. Also you can't post gifs.

Person 1: "Have you heard of Closedverse? You should join!"
Person 2: "Nah nigga you guy Cedar is way better

by Moltern May 8, 2018

YTPMVer

White teenagers with depression who create YTPMVs where they pitch shift videos to music and look at gay porn and anime all day

"Are you a YTPMVer? Your life must be sad."
"hello my fellow YTPMVers, check out my brand new JonTron YTPMV I worked very hard on"

by Moltern July 1, 2018

Dab

The retarded art of a human (age 9 - 20) performing a backwards nazi salute and bowing their head.

"Look at my dab" "Dabbing is cool"

by Moltern March 31, 2017