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close face 

When a dude is looking over your shoulder at your computer screen with their face way too close to yours.

A sign of repressed homosexuality.
I was just trying to enjoy a youtube vid, but my roommate crept up behind me and pulled a close face.
close face by Midwooood August 10, 2010
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close face 

When a person has a few drinks and feels the need to talk to you with their face almost toucing yours.
On holidays this dude would get drunk and close face everyone no concept of personal space it was horrible.
close face by Paddyright November 8, 2011

return close face 

when a person performs a close face on you, you can returns the favor by performing the return close face where you moving your face closer to their face to scare them off. Works well on people with homophobic nature.
My roommate pulled the close face on me so I had to use the return close face to fend them off.
return close face by Midwood August 13, 2010

Close-up face-off 

An instance in movies or TV shows when two people face off for an argument and the shot zooms in on one's face and then the other's. It continually switches back and forth. A shorter series of shots can be used for drama. While a strangely long series of shots is usually used for comedy. Sometimes the shots slowly become closer to the target's eyes as they switch between the two subjects.
Person 1: Where are you going?
Person 2: Home.
Person 1: You're not going anywhere!
*Close-up face-off*

facebook close 

Term for family and friends whom I really like, but generally only stalk on Facebook.
I am Facebook close with a few of my 50 first cousins who live all over the world.
facebook close by McAvalon February 27, 2017

closeface 

When you look into another person's face very closely, so that their eyes merge together into one eye. This was illustrated in an episode 9 of season 3 of the Adult Swim tv show "Moral Orel," by Dino Stamatopoulos.
I like to sneak a look at your closeface before kissing you.
closeface by the only m November 5, 2012
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