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Kenneth Cloonan
A god-like deity worshiped by the Moniteau natives of the continental U.S. Known as the French-Man he commonly wore tight clothing to show his prestige and dominance. He was known to teach the strong and intelligent of the Moniteau in order to find the best to carry on his legacy.
Kenneth Cloonan will allow you to proceed if not you shall be shunned.
Cloonan only accepts the best.
Cloonan only accepts the best.
Kenneth Cloonan by aHumanbeingwhoisalive101 November 2, 2018
Related Words
cloopa • cleopatra • cloop • coopa • choopa • Cloopseend • cleopas • cleopatrick • Cleopatronize • Cloopy
Coopatas
A pealed grape
Coopa Bump
This is a game that applies to Mini Coopers. Just as you would punch a friend's arms after seeing a Beetle Volkswagen car while saying "Punch Buggy yellow, no punch back", you would BUMP your arm into your friend's arm while saying "Coopa bump green, no bump back! if you see a Mini Cooper car" (Google it if you don't know what kind of car that is)
The same rule applies:
-You say license to avoid one mini cooper
-You have to say "no bump back" to avoid your friend viciously bumping you back
-Just have good ol' fun attacking your buddies and annoying siblings
This game was created by a competitive couple (A & C) who need more than Punch Buggies to win against each other in their games. See Vespa as well.
The same rule applies:
-You say license to avoid one mini cooper
-You have to say "no bump back" to avoid your friend viciously bumping you back
-Just have good ol' fun attacking your buddies and annoying siblings
This game was created by a competitive couple (A & C) who need more than Punch Buggies to win against each other in their games. See Vespa as well.
"Coopa bump (color of the car), no bump back!"
Elle and Tee are walking down the street one sunny morning. Suddenly, Ann sees a black mini cooper driving down the block. She bumped into his arm, shouting"Coopa bump black, no bump back!"
Curt: Aw, man you got me again.
Ann wins again for the day
Elle and Tee are walking down the street one sunny morning. Suddenly, Ann sees a black mini cooper driving down the block. She bumped into his arm, shouting"Coopa bump black, no bump back!"
Curt: Aw, man you got me again.
Ann wins again for the day
Coopa Bump by Dorkis T November 26, 2013
Cloop
Cloop by Cat-thulhu April 2, 2022
cleopatra facial
Cleopatra facial - a sex act whereby a participant will find themself (Cleopatra) being ejaculated on by a large group while wearing gold. The group is so large to the point that Cleopatra has to cover her eyes to avoid semen entering their eyes.
cleopatra facial by MuffDiver420 February 7, 2018
Cleopatra's Pyramid
In a FMF threesome, when a guy lays on his back and has one girl straddling/riding his lap and the other his face, therefor creating a trifecta of awesome. Essentially, it is the sister sexual act to the fingercuff.
Craziest thing happened last night, I took two girls home and they had me at the bottom of a Cleopatra's Pyramid!
Cleopatra's Pyramid by Whatshername. November 24, 2010
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Frothability
The measure of an emotional and over zealous consumer in an upwardly charging market, also known as a bull market. It's characterized by rising asset prices, increased investor confidence, and favorable growth in the markets, bro.
The frothability was evident as over-zealous consumers eagerly engaged in bidding wars, driving property prices to unsustainable levels reminiscent of previous speculative bubbles.
Frothability by cptn.kagaroo1 January 26, 2024
Word of the Day on November 12, 2026
Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026