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Coonophobia 

When someone is terrified of a coon
Wow that coon really scared me. I think I have coonophobia.
Coonophobia by JJAB103 June 13, 2019

Clownophobia 

The RATIONAL fear of clowns. Commonly and justifiably used to describe one's fear and disgust with yellow- or green-toothed humans, hiding behind white face paint and other heavy makeup.
Poncho: Hey daddy, can we go to the circus?

Daddy Mark: Sure, as long as we stay away from those creepy and disgusting clowns!

Poncho: Oh, of course, daddy. I'm afraid of them!

Daddy Mark: Yes, son. We both have, "Clownophobia!"
Clownophobia by MTinPHX September 4, 2011

Clogophobia 

The fear of clogging a toilet.
Steve: I need to buy an extra-strength plunger.
Todd: Why is that?
Steve: I have clogophobia.
Clogophobia by Dick C. Normous March 14, 2010

chlomophobe 

a chlomophobe is someone who is friends with chloe (a homophobe)
omg its the chlomophobes
chlomophobe by lilys girlfriend September 9, 2020

cuomophobe 

An elderly person who is afraid of the governor in New York
Please don't put me in that nursing home ! No ! NO !

Retirement home staff member - " Aw cmon now , don't be a Cuomophobe "
cuomophobe by Shmovid84 March 10, 2021

Clinophobia 

The fear and dislike of going to bed.
Person 1: "Are you okay? Why aren't you sleeping?"
Person 2: "I have Clinophobia."
Clinophobia by 1l1umi July 13, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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