Skip to main content

Coonophobia 

When someone is terrified of a coon
Wow that coon really scared me. I think I have coonophobia.
Coonophobia by JJAB103 June 13, 2019

Clownophobia 

The RATIONAL fear of clowns. Commonly and justifiably used to describe one's fear and disgust with yellow- or green-toothed humans, hiding behind white face paint and other heavy makeup.
Poncho: Hey daddy, can we go to the circus?

Daddy Mark: Sure, as long as we stay away from those creepy and disgusting clowns!

Poncho: Oh, of course, daddy. I'm afraid of them!

Daddy Mark: Yes, son. We both have, "Clownophobia!"
Clownophobia by MTinPHX September 4, 2011

Clogophobia 

Steve: I need to buy an extra-strength plunger.
Todd: Why is that?
Steve: I have clogophobia.
Clogophobia by Dick C. Normous March 14, 2010

chlomophobe 

a chlomophobe is someone who is friends with chloe (a homophobe)
omg its the chlomophobes
chlomophobe by lilys girlfriend September 9, 2020

cuomophobe 

An elderly person who is afraid of the governor in New York
Please don't put me in that nursing home ! No ! NO !

Retirement home staff member - " Aw cmon now , don't be a Cuomophobe "
cuomophobe by Shmovid84 March 10, 2021

Clinophobia 

Person 1: "Are you okay? Why aren't you sleeping?"
Person 2: "I have Clinophobia."
Clinophobia by 1l1umi July 13, 2021