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Clownophobia 

The RATIONAL fear of clowns. Commonly and justifiably used to describe one's fear and disgust with yellow- or green-toothed humans, hiding behind white face paint and other heavy makeup.
Poncho: Hey daddy, can we go to the circus?

Daddy Mark: Sure, as long as we stay away from those creepy and disgusting clowns!

Poncho: Oh, of course, daddy. I'm afraid of them!

Daddy Mark: Yes, son. We both have, "Clownophobia!"
Clownophobia by MTinPHX September 4, 2011
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Clownophilia 

When someone suffers from a severely inappropriate attraction to clowns.
He suffers from clownophilia, lets just say when the circus comes to town the Big Top is not the only tent being pitched.
Clownophilia by IamSummer March 11, 2008

Coonophobia 

When someone is terrified of a coon
Wow that coon really scared me. I think I have coonophobia.
Coonophobia by JJAB103 June 13, 2019

Clogophobia 

Steve: I need to buy an extra-strength plunger.
Todd: Why is that?
Steve: I have clogophobia.
Clogophobia by Dick C. Normous March 14, 2010

clownaphobia 

The feeling of paranoia and fear an insecure person feels because one believes that other people think one looks like a clown such as Bozo or Ronald McDonald. An attack of clownaphobia can be caused simply at the sight or mention of clowns or clown props such as round red noses, big red hair, huge floppy shoes, bicycle horns, baggy pokadot pants. In some extreme cases, puppets and cartoon characters such as Howdy Doody and Alfred E. Newman can bring on an attack.
Ike got run over when Bobby honked his bicycle horn at him because Ike had an attack of clownaphobia and started crying and forgot to move out of Bobby's way.
clownaphobia by Dr. Pilgrim May 6, 2008

Clinophobia 

Person 1: "Are you okay? Why aren't you sleeping?"
Person 2: "I have Clinophobia."
Clinophobia by 1l1umi July 13, 2021

Clogophobia 

The fear of clogging toilets, both public and private
Elaine developed a severe case of clogophobia after shitting in Charlie’s bathroom and clogging the toilet
Clogophobia by Beefyyyy69 January 25, 2022