A person who instructs another about the location, stimulation, care for and general wonderment of the female clitoris.
He attempted to tongue-punch my fart box, so I became his clitutoris and showed him how to make me cum. Then I came all over his face and chest because I am a good clitutoris.
by LeeKeeHo January 2, 2011
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Clutters + clitoris = cluttoris
Clutters + clitoris = cluttoris
Daaaaamn! That woman is soooo big, her cluttoris hangs down to her knees!
You'd have to move the cluttoris, just to see her clitoris!
You'd have to move the cluttoris, just to see her clitoris!
by WayneL April 21, 2008
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1. Small fleshy nub located just above the vagina and urethra and inside the labia. Homologous to the head of the penis. Covered by a "hood" of skin. When rubbed, causes intense sexual pleasure.
2. Not a joy buzzer, gentlemen. Don't just press on it and think that it will give her amazing orgasms instantly. You need to rub it and stroke it.
3. Not something to be shy about, ladies. If a gentleman can't find yours instantly, don't just lie back sulking while you think of England. Instead, help the poor fellow out in finding it. You'll both be glad you did.
4. My favorite organ...to think with.
2. Not a joy buzzer, gentlemen. Don't just press on it and think that it will give her amazing orgasms instantly. You need to rub it and stroke it.
3. Not something to be shy about, ladies. If a gentleman can't find yours instantly, don't just lie back sulking while you think of England. Instead, help the poor fellow out in finding it. You'll both be glad you did.
4. My favorite organ...to think with.
1. Alice came after she rubbed her clitoris.
2. Bob thought Alice would come if he just pressed her clitoris like a joy buzzer, but she just laughed.
3. Bob couldn't find Alice's clitoris, so instead of just lying there uselessly, she showed him how she liked to be touched.
4. Men aren't the only ones who sometimes think with the wrong organ.
2. Bob thought Alice would come if he just pressed her clitoris like a joy buzzer, but she just laughed.
3. Bob couldn't find Alice's clitoris, so instead of just lying there uselessly, she showed him how she liked to be touched.
4. Men aren't the only ones who sometimes think with the wrong organ.
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