clittordick
When either a clit is so big it could be mistaken for a penis or a penis is so small it could be mistaken for a dick.
clittordick by JWeeks May 13, 2008
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ClitterDick
"You know what, it's Lady Gaga's fault! For wearing pants so tight. Her clitter looks like a dick." Shane Dawson explains. "Gasp! ClitterDick should be a trendy topic on Twitter." Amazed. "Just put it after everything."
ClitterDick by xxDenverxx January 16, 2010
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clitterdick
1.) A penis that is so small that it could be considered a clit
2.) When a woman has an oversize clitoris. So big in fact, that it looks like a dick. A possible, yet unconfirmed reason could be hormone imbalance.
Clitterdicks are known to be prevalent among the softball community.
2.) When a woman has an oversize clitoris. So big in fact, that it looks like a dick. A possible, yet unconfirmed reason could be hormone imbalance.
Clitterdicks are known to be prevalent among the softball community.
Dude, I finally got Stacey drunk last night but when I went to eat her out her clitterdick kept going up my nostrils.
clitterdick by htown87 November 2, 2009
clitordick
Guy one: is lady gaga a female
Guy two:I dont know she wears such tight pants her clitoris looks like a dick
Guy one: she has a clitordick
Guy two:I dont know she wears such tight pants her clitoris looks like a dick
Guy one: she has a clitordick
clitordick by lishalu January 16, 2010
Clitterdick
Either:
A. A dick so small it looks like a clitoris, or
B. A clitoris so large, it looks like a dick.
A. A dick so small it looks like a clitoris, or
B. A clitoris so large, it looks like a dick.
Clitterdick by haleykrunkk January 16, 2010
Cliterdick
Dane that girl got a cliterdick.
Damn I fucked this girl last night and she had a fuckin cliterdick.
Damn I fucked this girl last night and she had a fuckin cliterdick.
Cliterdick by Carmy012 February 1, 2010
cliterdick
A female sexual extendere, adored by lesbians across the world. Essentially, it is a large clitoris, but beautifully shaped so that the lips of the vagina slightly envelope the main member. Not to be confused with a strecthed, misformed, or disfigured clitoris, the cliterdick allows supreme sensation for both parties in oral and manual stimulation, and creates intense lubrication and climax.
cliterdick by Christina F November 8, 2007
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