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clitorical 

Any question that is posed only to the women in the general vicinity. Kinda like rhetorical question.
Guy 1:Anybody wanna go upstairs ;)?
Guy 2:Heck yes dude
Guy 1:Dude that's messed up, that was a clitorical question!
clitorical by vcsuperfan November 16, 2007

Clitorical question 

A question that's asked in a sexual context that's not supposed to receive an answer.
"You would double down on that thing wouldn't you?"
"Yes"
"Dude that was a clitorical question..."
Clitorical question by InsertX November 14, 2019

Clitorical 

(adj) Describing a question the has an obvious answer, one that normally relates to sex.
Girl - Do you want me to set up a camera while I'm taking my bath?

Guy - Is that a clitorical question?
Clitorical by Character Choice November 12, 2009

clitorical 

Used in Physics class when someone asks you what a term is and you don't know.
"Dude, these rectilinear propogation assignments are hard."

"Not as hard as the Clitorical Orgase Theory."

"I must've missed that in the reading."
clitorical by Degrayless November 3, 2004

Clitorical 

A question about the clit that is unknown and therefore has no answer.
Earlier today I asked Julie a clitorical question.
Clitorical by FittaBoy June 10, 2010

clitorical 

Said of women who receive more pleasure by stimulation of the clitoris (as opposed to vaginal stimulation for example).
I was giving her head, but that girl wasn't as clitorical as I thought, I had to put my fingers inside her pussy to make her come...
clitorical by daiphoenix June 9, 2012
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