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a big vagina which hasnt been fiddle in so long...like in the dinosaurs age.... or your oldlady

come on kelly quit being such a clitorisaurs and get laid.......

clitorisaurs by greenglit January 7, 2009

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Clitorsaurus

A clitorsaurus is a giant clitoris which can often have reptilian attributes.

Oh Jesus Christ! Did you see that girl's clitorsaurus?!

Clitorsaurus by wellsysaurus April 5, 2011

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Clitorisaurus Rex

A clitoris (female).
Particularly one that is active and on the hunt for her next meal.

"That is one nasty clitorisaurus rex!"

Clitorisaurus Rex by AndyisGandhi June 30, 2008

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clitorasaurus

A really big clitoris.

"I was going down on a girl and she had a massive clitorasaurus!"

clitorasaurus by aross December 26, 2008

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ClitorasauresRex

A woman with an extremely large clitorus, usually from the use of steroids

I banged some girl last night and she was a ClitorasauresRex

ClitorasauresRex by Leonidas99 July 28, 2010

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Clitorisaurus

A female sexual organ that has been enlarged to allow a woman to fuck a man. It is typically elicited by men who have acted like jerks or pussies.

Michael was being such an impotent douche, Laura had to summon her clitorisaurus to put him in his place.

Clitorisaurus by Alpha Zulu April 1, 2010

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Clitorasaurus rex

A giant disgusting clit. Normally found on fat girls.

I was bangin this fat chick last night then pulled off her panties, saw her clitorasaurus rex and threw up.

Clitorasaurus rex by sean333333333333333333333333 August 25, 2011

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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