clit crit

Informed discussion of sexual partners, practices, variations, anatomy.

We had an extended clit crit session after surfing last Monday.

by philologue October 5, 2011

Crit Clit

Clitoral irritation suffered by professional female cyclists. Flare ups occur after having to sit at the edge of your saddle for a prolonged period of time. Those suffering from crit clit are usually in a terrible mood and tend to yell , elbow, and chop your wheel for no apparent reason.

Stage Racer: Man, you made so much money after winning that Criterium last weekend ! I bet you're going to go shopping on Monday !

Crit Racer: No, I'm saving up all my prize money so I can get Labiaplasty. My crit clit is sooooo bad right now.

by KimmyGibbler June 18, 2013

clit critter

its a small creature with 6 legs. It lives in any unwashed vaginal area. Always be aware when you are with a bitch.....they might havea clit critter and it will bit the dick right off

" I lost my dick to dave's mommas clit critter"

by Jeff favs March 31, 2005

clit critters

Any crustacean deriving from or within the vagina. Often associated with pussy crickets.

Courtney forgot to wash her backvag thus spawning a nest of clit critters.

by DietCokeCola February 28, 2010