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clippery

Noun.
1. Arousing or capable of arousing sympathetic sadness and compassion.

Derived from the Los Angeles Clippers, commonly believed to be the least appealing and most horrid sports franchis in all of the land
The Hawks are so sorry this year, they're down right clippery!

That ho is so ugly, you could say she's even clippery.
by Elgin Baylor May 13, 2005
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shit clipper

The part of the anus that allows you to clip the shit from your rectum and have it fall in the toilet, on the floor, or in your pants if you couldn't hold it.
Yo, that bitch is such a slut she can take two cocks in her shit clipper at once!
by coke_doggy_dogg March 24, 2008
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Clappery

Having a large derrière backside, donk, or butt. When you walk it jiggles or some say claps.
Girl you real clappery!
by @GimmeMOLLYlove September 14, 2012
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nail clipper

The unfortunate act of really fucking up bad without the ability to fix an error. Almost always involving an authority figure or close relationship! You are in a "nail clipper" when you have to cut your fingernails so you won't scratch your ankles while you take it in the bum for being stupid. Worse than being "fucked"!
Damn! When my boss finds out, it's going to be a nail clipper!

I am FUCKED! I just did a nail clipper!

When a really rich man gives his wife herpes after 12 years of wedlock. He's gonna get a nail clipper!
by LayItOnYou March 20, 2007
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the clippers

they were supposed to be good but blew a 3-1 lead and didn’t even make conference finals lol Paul George is bad and he has two first names
by hey buddy 111 October 5, 2020
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clean clipper

when you take a dump and then wipe with toilet paper...and find no trace of poop on the paper.
"Damn my sphincter is tight...I just had a clean clipper"
by Kwill43 March 14, 2008
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Los Angeles Clippers

(n.) The wannabe Los Angeles Lakers. They try to be Los Angeles' basketball team, but they can never past the second round of the playoffs.
Los Angeles Lakers: 16 Champions Woo!
Los Angeles Clippers: 0 Champions Woo!
by KyuubiTamer March 7, 2017
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